The International Leaf Academy is known for its diversity, foreign language programs, competitiveness, athletic excellence, an

The Leaf City International Academy is known for its diversity, foreign language programs, competitiveness, athletic excellence, and drama (can't forget the drama). AU, Naruto, American High School fiction. Still thinking of pairings, but there'll be many triangles…and squares…pentagons…anything with sides, pretty much. I might even have a circle; but that's call narcissism.

In the first scene, you can imagine whomever you want to be saying this. It's just supposed to be a bunch of random students. They don't even have to be Naruto characters.

Chapter One:

"I heard he came all the way from Japan!"

"I heard his family was loaded!"

"Really? I hope he's not ugly…."

"You're such a little gold-digger."

"It's better than being a whore!"

"Not…really."

"…Yeah, not really. I'd rather have a whore for a girlfriend than a gold-digger. If she ever settled down with me, I'd at least know it was for the right reasons."

"…He's in our grade, right?"

"Of course."

"But he's not the only transfer student."

"Really?"

"Really. There's another new junior too, right?"

"Yeah, and he's got this freshman brother."

"Oh yeah, what's with that new freshman anyways?"

"You've seen him?"

"Uh huh."

"And you lived!?"

"Yeah, I know, right!? He's scary, isn't he?"

"Yeah, and what's with that tattoo?"

"I know what you mean. It's that Japanese symbol for love, isn't it?"

"I'm in Spanish. But anyways."

"I heard he killed someone at his last school."

"No way, really!?"

"Settle down class." The teacher entered his homeroom. He placed his book down on the desk, his bag in a chair, cleared his throat, and clapped his hands together. "As you already know, we have new students this year…." He was cut off when someone raised their hand "yes, Uzumaki?"

"Mr. Hatake, why does it matter that we have new students?"

"When was the last time we had a new student?" That shut him up. "Mr. Uchiha," Kakashi motioned to the door and called out to whoever was standing behind it "if you will, please come in and introduce yourself."

(Sasuke's POV)

"Please come in and introduce yourself."

So, yeah, I walked into the classroom to find all of the weirdos staring way-too-eagerly at me. Some looked down like they were disappointed with what they saw. Most of the girls looked away when I made eye contact, and then tried desperately to hide the blush that was forming. The rest just kept staring.

I don't get it. Why am I always put with the freaks?

And now I'm standing in the front of the room where all of my new "peers" can see me in all of my "noob" glory.

"My name is Uchiha Sa--Sasuke Uchiha." Can't believe I messed that up. Some people were laughing, but I couldn't tell if it was from my accent or the mistake.

"Oh, yeah and my name is Bond...James Bond." It was from the mistake.

"Where are you from?" My teacher asked.

"Japan?" What? Wasn't it obvious?

He let out a short laugh. What the hell's so funny!? "What part of Japan?"

"Tokyo." Stop asking questions!

"Does anyone else have any questions?" HELL NO!

"Are you single!?" Some weird-ass, pink-hair (how can that color be legal?) girl screamed.

"Of course he is!" A platinum blonde scolded her. "He just moved here!" Well, at least she was right (sadly). I was, in fact, single.

"Are you gay?" Another blonde kid (guy?) asked. Some of the students started laughing; most looked like they really wanted an answer though.

"Why? Is that your way of asking me out?" He blushed a little at that.

(Naruto's POV)

"Is that your way of asking me out?"

"No…! I'm not gay." I wish he was though!

I can't believe Sakura likes him. I mean, it's so obvious that she does. She asked him if he was single!

Man, I don't even know this guy and I already don't like him.

(Sasuke's POV)

"I'm not gay!"

"Hn, whatever."

"What's that supposed to mean!"

"Settle down you two." The teacher interrupted. "Now, I want everyone to introduce themselves."

"Why do we have to do that?" Some random chick asked from the front row.

"We still have ten minutes before announcements. Now, since you were the first to speak, Ms. Lawliet, I think you should start. State you name, race, sport, and the foreign language you take."

"Why?"

"This is the international school, isn't it?"

"Fine," She rolled her eyes. "Rosel Lawliet, African American, tennis, Japanese and Latin."

"Next. We'll just go down the rows."

"Kiba Inuzaka, white" such a broad race "swimming, Japanese and Spanish."

"My name: Shino Aburame, my ethnicity: Caucasian," what is with this guy "my sport: swimming, and my foreign language: Japanese and French."

"M-my name is H-Hinata H-Hyuuga. I am C-Chinese. I-I" WHY THE HA-HELL IS THIS GIRL ST-STUTTERING! "I d-dance and am in J-Japanese and C-Chinese." I'm actually impressed that she'd choose those two languages. It's really easy to get the characters mixed. Even for me.

"Julia Tree, Caucasian, volleyball, Japanese and Latin."

Nobody said any thing for a moment.

"Next" Mr. Hatake called out.

"Um, sir," Julia spoke up again. "Shika's asleep, um…again."

"Well, then just hit him with something."

She did.

"Huh!? W-what the hell, man!?"

"Mr. Nara, please introduce yourself."

"Troublesome…Shikamaru Nara, Japanese, I guess, golf, Spanish and Japanese."

"Hey, you told me you weren't in Japanese!" Someone yelled from the back.

"No, idiot, I told you that I was in Spanish; which isn't a lie. I just thought that you'd have been smart enough to realize that our homerooms are separated by the main language we take. And I'm in your class!"

"Ino Yamanaka, Dutch," I hope she doesn't expect me to believe that her hair is naturally that bright "captain of the football team's cheerleading squad," she stuck her tongue out at the pinkette from earlier "Japanese and French."

"Katie Plant, Caucasian, golf, Japanese and French."

"Choji Akamichi" whoa, look at fatty! "Caucasian," I bet he's a wrestler…or a football player. "Dancer," really wasn't expecting that one..."Japanese and Spanish."

"Sakura Haruno," she giggled (note to self: stay away from her) "Irish," pink is not a natural, Irish hair color "football cheerleader, Japanese and French."

"Courtney Birdman, Caucasian, golf, Spanish, Japanese."

"That leaves, you, Uzumaki."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, German. I speak Japanese and Spanish."

Wait a minute "You skipped something." He blushed again. "What sport do you play?" What if it's football, like me? Speaking of which, I wonder if I'll make the team…. Probably.

"Why do you need to know!?" He's getting very defensive. Maybe he's embarrassed by it. If it's something like dance…but he doesn't seem very graceful to me.

"Mr. Hatake asked everyone to say what sport they pl—"

"Good Morning, Upper School. I would like to begin the day with a couple of announcements."

"Okay, everyone, quiet down" Kakashi ordered. "Mr. Uchiha, take the empty seat between Uzumaki and Ms. Haruno."