A Journey to the Unknown
Chapter I: The beginning
Zexion's POV
Well it's another day, I am stuck looking for a pair of jeans. How hard can it be to get some fucking jeans? Well I will be stuck for a while. Hey I wonder if any of my friends have them, they aren't really my friends or anything; I wouldn't be caught dead with someone else. My parents would kill me! Today's turning out to be a drag. My favorite make-up store is out of business. I ran out of money. Plus my lucky cat just died. Well maybe I should be with my cat since my luck just ran out. I just wish that my crush would love me, which is why I bought the lucky cat, so my crush would love me. "Damn!" I yelled. The store lady started to come over, and I don't think well under pressure so I did what first came to mind, run! I was out of there before you could even say Xemnas.
Marluxia's POV
God that make-up store went out of business. Fudge, that's where the make-up I bought to impress my girlfriend, was. Oh my god, well at least I have two hundred bucks left. Maybe I'll look for some jeans. Maybe that will impress Larxene for me. Oh god, if I don't impress her she will want something in particular. That ain't pretty. Well I think that store looks fine. Maybe I can actually find a pair of jeans in my size. Hey is that… no it can't be Zexion. Maybe I'll say hi and see if he can help me look for some jeans. His name is Zexion I hope…
Zexion's POV
Oh wow, I think I just ran past Marluxia, I hope he didn't hear me cuss in that store, I think there was kids near me that are in 1st grade. "Hi um… Zexion," said a familiar voice. I nearly jumped 10 inches off the ground, actually I did jump 9.99999999. I think that it is Marluxia. As I turned around I saw some pink hair, "Oh god," I thought. "Hello Marluxia," I said, I hope he doesn't think it is strange I know his name, despite the fact we barely met. "Um, Zexion I have a question, can you help me find a pair of jeans in my size please?" "Oh god," I thought "I must be blushing by now, I hope not, not in front of my crush." I almost ran away, but I didn't, because if I did then that would leave a terrible impression, now wouldn't it? So I said "Sure, if you buy me lunch."
Marluxia's POV
HE just asked me if I would buy HIM lunch. Oh my Fudging God. I know Larxene is my girlfriend, but I said "Sure, why not. It could be fun." "Where do you think is the best place to shop for jeans?" "Definitely not that place," he said pointing toward the place where EVERYBODY shops for jeans. "Okay, how about that place," I said pointing at the place that NOBODY shops at. "Yes that's the perfect place," said Zexion. "Wow," Marluxia thought "that place Zexion said no to is packed!" "Yet this one isn't, in fact I see no one in this store, but five hundred in the other. "Well Zexion, what can you tell me about this place?" "Well…" he started to cry. "Oh no Zexion, um, come to the bathroom with me." I just wanted to lick those tears off his face! That's bad considering I have a girlfriend already. "Okay Zexion?" "Ookay," sniffled Zexion. Marluxia picked up Zexion and carried him to the bathroom, despite the weird looks from other people. Marluxia went into a stall sat down and put Zexion on his lap. Now Zexion what is the matter? "Nothing, I'm okay now," Zexion said. "That's good; I don't want you to cry."
Zexion's POV
My god I just want to kiss Marluxia, he carried me all the way to the bathroom. Now I am on his lap, I could sleep right here right now. Maybe I will go to sleep, but make it look like I passed out! All of a sudden Zexion stopped moving and passed out (went to sleep). "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" "ZEXION ARE YOU OKAY!!!" "Its okay Marluxia its okay no need to panic you will be fine Zexion… OH MY GOD HE'S NOT MOVING!" "What should I do?" His phone… beep beep beep…contacts hmm the first on the list! His name is Axel. Now calling Axel. "Yo Zexy, sup," said Axel. "Umm… Axel this is not Zexion." "OMFG, your Marly, WU," said Axel. "Marly is too girly it's Marluxia, but Zexion passed out can you come to the mall?" said Marluxia. "Well, is he in your arms, or on your lap?" Axel asked. "Yes why… wait are you saying… OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" said Marluxia. "I'm not saying anything, except when I'm with him he always passes out on my lap," replied Axel. "Oh… my bad, sigh," said Marluxia. "What's wrong you like him?" challenged Axel. "WHAT… no I have a girlfriend. But what should I do?" asked Marluxia. "Well I'll be there; you're in the bathroom, on the left side and in stall number 5? Axel asked. "Yes how did you know, well never mind just get here," said Marluxia. "I knew because Zexion's my boyfriend, I never lose sight of him… or I just track him, so what," said Axel.
Marluxia's POV
Oh my god, Axel almost found out… well I'm going home, I'll leave Zexion here so I don't cry in front of either of them… we will place Zexion on the floor and I'm Outta here. He opened the stall. "OH MY GOD AXEL, since you're here I'm going to leave okay." "Not so fast pretty boy, I want answers," he said. He grabbed Marluxia and pinned him to the wall. "Let go of me," he said kicking him in the crotch, and shoving him off, then running. Axel grabbed his foot and yanked him. He stepped on Axels' hand with his other foot (Axel felt a heel, a pointy one at that). Then got out of there so fast you couldn't even say Xemnas.
Vexen's POV
"Well today's a very pleasant day, Marluxia isn't here, that makes it better, and his pink hair is annoying… DING-DING-DING-DONG. "I hope that isn't Marluxia," he thought. "VEXEN I KNOW YOUR IN THERE, I'M COMING IN!!!" yelled Marluxia. "Oh fuck," said Vexen. "Marluxia you can go suck a dick," said Vexen. "Fine if I'm not wanted I'll leave," said Marluxia. "No I was kidding come on in, make yourself at home, not really at home, but make yourself comfortable," said Vexen. "Vexen I have a problem, okay," Marluxia said coming in crying, "Okay I have a girlfriend, I like another guy, but he has a boyfriend that I want to kill. "Is this about Zexion, and his boyfriend Axel, that we all know you wouldn't like him, because he gets extremely horny at times," asked Vexen. "Yeah… well, how do you solve this… problem of mine?" asked Marluxia. "Well I would just tell Zexion you love him take him on a date, get married in Las Vegas, hook up Axel and Larxene, or I wouldn't mind if you killed Axel and hooked me up with Larxene," said Vexen. "YOU LIKE MY EX!" yelled Marluxia. "Your calling her you're ex already," asked Vexen. Marluxia started crying some more. "Oh god did I say something, I'm so sorry," said Vexen. He went over and started rubbing Marluxia's back. "No its okay…I already… wail… sniffle…sob…sniffle…sniffle…broke up…with her…sobbing. DING-DING-DING-DONG. "Come in," yelled Vexen smiling. "Hi Vexen," said a very familiar voice… Zexion's voice. Marluxia was shocked… he just sat there and just kept crying. "OMFG," yelled Zexion as he entered the room. "Are you okay Marluxia," asked Zexion. He ran over and hugged Marluxia. "It's okay, everything's okay, don't worry," he said. "I'll go and get something to eat, how does spaghetti sound?" said Vexen. "Sniffle sniffle no I told Zexion I would buy him lunch," sobbed Marluxia. "Don't worry about it," said Zexion. "I didn't even help you pick out jeans, besides you don't look like you want to go anywhere," said Zexion "sniff sniff Okay, maybe I should go home now," said Marluxia. "No don't go, I want you to stay," said Vexen. "Yeah," said Zexion "I want you to stay too." "God now I have to stay, if you would excuse me… he ran to the door. "Ha, it's locked you fuckers!" exclaimed a familiar voice. "Axel we don't have time for this, let him go if he wants to," yelled Zexion to the plant. "WHAT IN THE WORLD!?" said Marluxia. "Axel is hiding behind the plant in the torture room," said Zexion. "THE TORTURE ROOM!" said Vexen. He grabbed Marluxia and threw him at the plant.
