Karaoke, harem and table issues.

"You know its trueee! Everything I dooo! I do it for YOOOU!!" The Lieutenant and alchemist screamed in the micro. Al laughed nervously of all the side looks him and Roy got, though Roy didn't seem to care, since he was much drunker than any other in the room. "Goo Rizszszsa!" He yelled drunkly, ended the bottle he had in his hand. "Hey! What about me?!" Edward yelled at Mustang in the micro. Al jumped in his chair, surprised of the sudden loud sound, but everyone else was to drunk to care.

"You sound tone-deaf! Riza is the one who got the talent!"
"Why thank you sir!"
"What?!" Edward started angrily.

"But you're a damn good dancer!" Roy said, and grabs another bottle of alcohol.

"That was better!" Edward jumped of the stage and walked towards Roy, Al and the bar. On the way he passed Havoc and his new harem on twelve girls.

At the bar he grabbed a bottle and started to drink it. "So I'm not a good dancer?" Riza, who also had reached the bar, said. "Not as good as the FullMetal, but you have the nicest ass " The black haired said. Edward stared at Roy, and Riza blushed madly and went away to hide it. Roy looked at Ed with a smirk.

"Don't look at me like that. Your ass is freaking hot too, but if I sssaid that out loud I would sssound like some perv." Roy said, a little out of control with the "s" words.

"You just did…" Al mumbled.

"Yearh, like I was worried about that! Everyone know that my ass is me most wonderful thing in the wide world, right Al?"

Al looked at his brother and moved awkwardly. "I think I better go home…"
"But you haven't tasted the beautiful taste of alcohol!" Roy whined.

"I'm too young, sorry." Al excused.

"I drive you!" Edward said happy. "No!" Al yelled. Roy and Ed looked strange at him. "I… I want to walk home…" Al ran out the door.

Ed sighed. "Aaaaw, I really wanted to take a drive…" But Roy didn't hear, because he was out to find Riza.

A sudden crash filled the room.

"Envy your idiot!"

"Help! Help! We're having table issues!"

Ed looked where the crash come from, and saw Greed laying on his stomach on a totally destroyed table and Envy laying on his back on Greed in a very strange position. Envy had a rather confused face expression, which looked hilarious.

"When did the f'cking world turn upside-down?!"

"Get off me you green haired freak!" Greed yelled and then screamed in pain, when Envy hit him with a fist in the side.
"What's wrong with a simple please?!"
"Shut up you little bitch!"
"What was that?" Envy got himself up, but still sitting on Greed. He placed his knees on Greed arms, so he wasn't able to push him off.
"That isn't a way to talk to somebody." Envy lectured, but strange enough Greed didn't seem to pay attention, since he was to busy yelling and swearing. Envy shocked his head.

"Greed, you aren't enough happy! And we're at a party! Everybody should be happy! We got free alcohol after all!" But Greed kept on yelling, and as the nice creature Envy is, he knocked out the other sin, so he didn't ruin the party. Envy looked at the unconscious Greed. "Gotta make him happier… Maybe..?" Envys face lightened up, and he grabbed Greed and dragged him out to the bathroom.

Ed shucked his head, and took another sip from his bottle. From the corner of his sight he saw Havoc dump down on the chair next with a depressed face expression. Edward looked like a question mark, as he looked at him. Few moments ago he had sit like a pimp, laughing all over the place with at least three girls under every arm. "My girls ditched me…" Havoc said depressed. "For Mustang!" Edward looked over, where Havoc had sit before, now seeing the Colonel be the new laughing pimp, with some new girls who had joined the harem. Without a word Edward reached his bottle to Havoc, who took it and start drinking with the bottom in the air. Edward stood up and decided to just randomly walk a little around.

He came to a table, where Lust, Rose and Winry were sitting. While Rose and Lust were chatting, Winry had her head down to the table, with a giant glass of beer in one hand, and looked pretty much gone. Edward walked towards them. "Hey guys." "Hey FullMetal boy." "Hey Edo." Edward looked a little at Rose. "Where's you child Rose?" "He's home of course! I'm not a terrible mother!" Rose said. Lust lifted her glass with tequila and looked at it. "Yet, you rather would be sitting here, getting totally drunk, than being home and take care of your child." She said and took a sip of the alcohol. Rose looked angrily at Lust, ready to defence herself but Ed interrupted. "I saw Greed and Envy, but where are the other sins Lust?" He asked. "Sloth had to take Wrath home, since he didn't want to leave." Lust sighed. A little while ago, Wrath had tried to convince them all, that he could drink alcohol, because it wouldn't harm him, since he was already death. "Pride is screwing around somewhere on the dance floor with Gluttony." "Oh…" Edward looked over at the dance floor, where he saw in the middle Pride do the robot and – to his horror – Gluttony do some sort of belly dance.

Lust looked at Ed face expression. "Yearh, I know… I hope I get so drunk that I can't remember it tomorrow." She said, and ended her drink. Edward looked at Winry. "Looks like she's pretty gone already, huh?" Suddenly – as for contradict his words – Winry suddenly lifted her glass and slammed it down in the table, making them all jump. "You're such a… berk…" She went a little silent, before she corrected her self "… jerk Edward!" "What did I do now?!" Edward asked clueless. Winry looked up, sending him the worst death glare. "Who is Noa?!" Lust and Rose looked at Ed, curios to know it too. "Uhm… Gotta go!" and off the blonde went!

Where will Edward run?

What will Envy do to Greed?

Will Havoc ever get his girls back?

And are All really already out of the story?

Don't miss the next chapter! See you soon!

Ed: When you said you would like to hear ideas and wishes for the story, did you… Did you then also mean yaoi?
Me: Don't really now… Never really looked or maked it before, so I really don't know how bad it is.

Envy: You freaked when you once saw a pic with me and Ed… (Note! So did I!)

Me: That was because I don't want you to be with others, Envy! If I can't have you, no one may!

Ed: Why do you love Envy more than me?! Before he camed in to our lifes, you where all over me! WHY?!

Me: Noo Ed, I still love you! I swear!

Envy: She lying Chibii

Ed: SHUT UP!! storms away
Me: No Ed, don't go!!

Envy: Leaving me?
Me: Uhm, I… looks after Ed and at Envy WRAAARGH!! runs away

Envy: …