a/n: i really liked the movie the matrix, and i can't wait
until the sequel comes out. so i decided to write my
own! ::crowd cheers::
v/o: our story begins outside the matrix, on the newly
rebuilt ship. (remember... the octopus things tore it up
in the first movie) neo, trinity, and tank are sitting
around a metal table eating mush. (tasty-wheat)
trinity: so, neo, how'd you come up with the name 'neo'
anyway?
neo: well... i was walking down the street one night on
my way home from work a long time ago...
::screen goes wavy and neo has a flashback, we see
neo wearing an electric blue suit and he has a mullet::
neo: as i was saying... i was walking down the street
and i passed a neon sign shop. in the window was a
neon sign that said 'neon signs'. anyway, the word
'signs' was burned out, and so was the 'n' in 'neon'. so
all that was left in the window was 'neo'. and thats how
i got my name! whadda you guys think?
trinity: ::snore::
tank: ::drool::
neo: guys?? hello?? i thought you would like my story!
::starts to cry and runs out of room::
trinity: huh? wha? where am i? ::sounds tired and
dazed:: ::wakes up tank:: hey, tank! wake up!
morpheus will kill you if he finds you sleeping!
tank: i wasn't really asleep, trin, i just don't know how to
tell neo that i don't like him THAT WAY.... ya know?
trinity: i wonder what made him turn gay, anyway?
tank: i dunno, but i better go find neo before morpheus
does... ::chair scrapes floor as tank gets up and
leaves room::
v/o: tank and neo are now in thier room, talking.
neo: but i know that if you get to know me, you'll really
like me! c'mon tank... just one date? pleeease?
tank: ::sigh:: i guess... but if i don't like it, then you
won't be hurt, right?
neo: ::looks down:: ok, i guess.
tank: so why are you suddenly gay, anyway?
neo: hey man... when trinity is the only woman i know
outside the matrix.... ::shudder::... i'd much rather be
gay... ya know what i mean?
tank: heck yeah! why do ya think i'm gay?!
neo: i don't even like to think about her! i mean... her
butt! it's HUGE!
both: ::shudder::
v/o: wow. so both neo and tank turned gay because
of trinity's texas-sized butt! anyway, trinity knocks on
the door of the guys' room.
tank: who is it?
trinity: ::sarcastically:: the easter bunny. who do you
THINK it is, tank?
tank: ::to neo:: oh no!
neo: ::groans:: let her in... i guess.
until the sequel comes out. so i decided to write my
own! ::crowd cheers::
v/o: our story begins outside the matrix, on the newly
rebuilt ship. (remember... the octopus things tore it up
in the first movie) neo, trinity, and tank are sitting
around a metal table eating mush. (tasty-wheat)
trinity: so, neo, how'd you come up with the name 'neo'
anyway?
neo: well... i was walking down the street one night on
my way home from work a long time ago...
::screen goes wavy and neo has a flashback, we see
neo wearing an electric blue suit and he has a mullet::
neo: as i was saying... i was walking down the street
and i passed a neon sign shop. in the window was a
neon sign that said 'neon signs'. anyway, the word
'signs' was burned out, and so was the 'n' in 'neon'. so
all that was left in the window was 'neo'. and thats how
i got my name! whadda you guys think?
trinity: ::snore::
tank: ::drool::
neo: guys?? hello?? i thought you would like my story!
::starts to cry and runs out of room::
trinity: huh? wha? where am i? ::sounds tired and
dazed:: ::wakes up tank:: hey, tank! wake up!
morpheus will kill you if he finds you sleeping!
tank: i wasn't really asleep, trin, i just don't know how to
tell neo that i don't like him THAT WAY.... ya know?
trinity: i wonder what made him turn gay, anyway?
tank: i dunno, but i better go find neo before morpheus
does... ::chair scrapes floor as tank gets up and
leaves room::
v/o: tank and neo are now in thier room, talking.
neo: but i know that if you get to know me, you'll really
like me! c'mon tank... just one date? pleeease?
tank: ::sigh:: i guess... but if i don't like it, then you
won't be hurt, right?
neo: ::looks down:: ok, i guess.
tank: so why are you suddenly gay, anyway?
neo: hey man... when trinity is the only woman i know
outside the matrix.... ::shudder::... i'd much rather be
gay... ya know what i mean?
tank: heck yeah! why do ya think i'm gay?!
neo: i don't even like to think about her! i mean... her
butt! it's HUGE!
both: ::shudder::
v/o: wow. so both neo and tank turned gay because
of trinity's texas-sized butt! anyway, trinity knocks on
the door of the guys' room.
tank: who is it?
trinity: ::sarcastically:: the easter bunny. who do you
THINK it is, tank?
tank: ::to neo:: oh no!
neo: ::groans:: let her in... i guess.