UMBRIDGE
(Inspired by the wonderful Shane Dawson's Sarah Palin music videos)
DON'T TRUST ME
Pink suit with the dung underneath
I've got the taste of Fudge's old dick in my teeth
I was his secretary- but I decided to quit
The ministry's cold as fuck and as boring as shit…
H-H-Half Breeds always call me a bitch
Because I say they'll burn in hell
And should be drowned in a ditch
They all hate me especially Firenze
But I will be the headmistress so I don't fucking give a shit!!!
CHORUS
You wanna kill me? Whoa
You'll never touch me! Whoa
I'm never leaving! Whoa whoa oao
Don't trust me
Never trust me,
Don't trust me – oh your hands bleeding x2
(To Harry)
Ssh boy! Write your lines!
Do the Albus Dumbledore and tell us some lies
I said
Ssh boy! Write your lines!
Do the Albus Dumbledore and tell us some lies!
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh oh ooh
Spoken- (to the inquisitorial squad) oh they think I'm going somewhere?
Hahaha
(to the DA) only place I'm going is Dumbledore's office mother fuckers
(to McGonagall) I'm back BITCH!!
CHORUS
You wanna kill me? Whoa
You'll never touch me! Whoa
I'm never leaving! Whoa whoa oao
Don't trust me
Never trust me,
Don't trust me – oh your hands bleeding x2
Spoken- oh I'm tired
I'm gonna go hurl abuse at centaurs
(rest of school) See you in the hospital wing Bitch!