A/N - Here it is! Just as promised :) :) :) (i bet u didn't think i'd upload it in time for Halloween, did ya?)
Disclaimer - If you recognize it, i don't own it
6:30am - Saturday
Ring! Ring! Ring-Ring! Ring-Ring! Ring-Ring!
"Mmm.....wha?"
"Happy Halloween Racetrack!"
"Spot.....it's 6:30 in the morning. And it's Saturday!"
"It's also Halloween!"
"So.....I want to sleep!"
"Oh stop your complaining! It's the best day of the year, so you better be getting up now."
"Do I have a choice?"
"No. If you're not completely awake in five seconds, I will beat your head in."
"Now Spot, that's not in the Halloween spirit, is it?"
"Do NOT use my Halloween spirit against me."
"Wow Spot....just wow."
"You're being sarcastic! That means you're awake."
"Thanks to you."
"You're very welcome. Mr. Grumpy Pants."
"I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that..."
"ANYWAY is your costume for tonight all set?"
"I've told you a thousand times, I'm not going out trick-or-treating."
"Why not?!"
"Because it's lame."
"Your face is lame."
"That is the worst insult in the entire world."
"Your mom is the worst insult in the entire world!"
"Really Spot? 'Your Mom Jokes'? That is so middle school, much like trick-or-treating."
"Trick-or-treating is not lame! It's the best thing EVER! Don't insult the trick-or-treating!"
"Whatever. It's so........oh crap."
"What now?"
"I just got a text from Dutchy that's telling me to look out my window.... I feel like I should be scared."
"Hahaha......"
"Why are you laughing?"
"Hehehe.......hahahahahahahahaha."
"You're scaring me, Spot."
"Hahaha!"
"Oh crap.....what's that white stuff?"
"That's what she said!"
"Really Spot?......oh my gosh it's toilet paper. You guys TP'd my house! My mom's gonna kill me!"
"It was your moms idea!"
"Seriously, 'your mom jokes' again?"
"No. Dude, it was really part your mom's idea."
"Say what now?"
"She called me about a week ago ans said you weren't getting in the Halloween Spirit, so Dutchy and I offered to decorate your house in the middle of the night."
"So you and Dutchy covered my house in toilet paper?"
"Oh, we did more than that...."
"Pardon?"
"Look out your window again, this time look down at your yard."
"Holy........."
"Isn't it amazing?"
"How many pumpkins did you put in my yard?"
"They're not pumpkins, they're jack-o-lanterns."
"Oh, because they're SUCH a big difference."
"How many of them are there?"
"One hundred and seventy two."
"You mean that you guys carved one hundred and seventy-two pumpkins just for the sake of covering my yard with them?"
"No! We carved one hundred and seventy two JACK-O-LANTERNS and DECORATED your yard with them."
"Didn't that take you forever?
"Only like an hour. We're super carvers!"
"Wow."
"Me and Dutchy were carving like five jack-o-lanterns a minute!"
"Dutchy and I."
"What are you talking about? Other than your lack of Halloween spirit, you had nothing to do with this!"
"No, you said 'Me and Dutchy' and the correct grammar is 'Dutchy and I'. Just so you know."
"Ok......"
"Oh no.... I just got another text from Dutchy."
"So did I!"
"The one that says to meet him at the park at seven o'clock sharp?"
"The very same one."
"So there's no way you'll let me skip out?"
"That is correct. I'll see ya there Race!"
"Ok, whatever."
A/N - tada!!!! don't worry more chapters WILL follow soon! (i promise) :)
Reviews are amazing and a great 'treat' for Halloween *cue laughter at extremely bad pun* :)