1 Beep… beep… beep… beep… beep…
"Day in, day out, the same old crap… just going back and froth, hitting the ball every few seconds… what a life I lead… back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…" grumbled Bat number one.
"Quit your whining! You're not the only one who's gotta put up with this shit; I gotta go through it and it ain't made any better by having to listen to you go on and on about how fucking dull it is… d'ya think I don't know? Every second you're here, I am too… and just think about how that poor ball feels… not only has he gotta listen to you whinge all day long, he's gotta get hit about constantly!" explained Bat number 2, who in a previous life was known as Mahatma Gandhi.
"Yeah, think about me for once... OW… I gotta keep getting hit ab-- OW -- out all day long, it's enough to d-- OW --rive someone mad!" squealed the ball, who was the psychoanthropomorphic personification of our Lord, the Saviour, Jesus Christ.
"Shut it you, you don't know the real meaning of pain… you don't know anything about me so don't judge me. I used to be a line in Tetris, but I got sucked into a trans-dimensional time-warp, and got stuck in this piece of crap game… I was meant for better things than this…" cried Bat No.1 hysterically.
"Just shut the fuck up will ya? We've heard this bullshit story at least a hundred bloody times! Just give it a fucking rest!" screamed the reincarnation of Mahatma Gandhi.
The silence was deafening apart from one sound...
2 Beep… beep… beep… beep… beep…
"Day in, day out, the same old crap… just going back and froth, hitting the ball every few seconds… what a life I lead… back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…" grumbled Bat number one.
"Quit your whining! You're not the only one who's gotta put up with this shit; I gotta go through it and it ain't made any better by having to listen to you go on and on about how fucking dull it is… d'ya think I don't know? Every second you're here, I am too… and just think about how that poor ball feels… not only has he gotta listen to you whinge all day long, he's gotta get hit about constantly!" explained Bat number 2, who in a previous life was known as Mahatma Gandhi.
"Yeah, think about me for once... OW… I gotta keep getting hit ab-- OW -- out all day long, it's enough to d-- OW --rive someone mad!" squealed the ball, who was the psychoanthropomorphic personification of our Lord, the Saviour, Jesus Christ.
"Shut it you, you don't know the real meaning of pain… you don't know anything about me so don't judge me. I used to be a line in Tetris, but I got sucked into a trans-dimensional time-warp, and got stuck in this piece of crap game… I was meant for better things than this…" cried Bat No.1 hysterically.
"Just shut the fuck up will ya? We've heard this bullshit story at least a hundred bloody times! Just give it a fucking rest!" screamed the reincarnation of Mahatma Gandhi.
The silence was deafening apart from one sound...
2 Beep… beep… beep… beep… beep…