(A/N, so this was fun to write. I don't own Ke$ha, Paramore, Lady Gaga or any of their songs, and I certainly don't own Twilight.)

"Blah blah blah!" Nessie sang. "Think you'll be getting' this? Nah nah nah. Not in the back of my car-ar-ar!" She sang. "Alice!" I called upstairs. "You called, dear sister?" She smiled at me sweetly. "What are you teaching my daughter?" I asked her. "If you keep talking that Blah blah blah blah!" Nessie sang some more. "Nothing, of course." Alice said, making her way downstairs. She went over to the stereo and changed the song. "Hey!" Nessie shouted. "I like that song." She said. "Oh, I think you'll like this one." Alice told her. Nessie waited. When the song started, Nessie jumped up and sang. "Gaga, ooh-la-la! Ba-ra!" I rolled my eyes. "Another one?" Alice asked. I inclined my head once, not pleased with Alice's choices. Nessie waited patiently this time, sure that her aunt would pick a good song. She did, too. "I notice your eyes are always glued to me!'' Nessie sang. "Crush, Crush, Crush crush crush!" Nessie jumped. "Nothing compares to, a quiet evening alone! Just the one-two, of us just counting on!" Nessie sang and jumped around to the Paramore song.

(A/N, I really did enjoy writing this. R&R please.)