(sung to the tune of Mrs robinson)

And here's to you, Mr. Sevviekins
Hermione loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa

Oh bless you please, Mr. Sevviekins
Hogwarts holds a place for those who change
Hey, hey, hey (hey, hey, hey; hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our book
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you all you see are - sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the lake until you - feel at home

The Hogwarts staff, Mr. Sevviekins
Won't OK the way you shake your wand
Dong, dong, dong

And you'll get yours, Mr. Sevviekins
Foolin' with that young girl like you do
Boo, hoo, hoo; woo, woo, woo

So how's your owl? Mr. Sevviekins
"Magic", Mr. Sevviekins you'd say
Hey, hey, hey

Well have you heard, Mr. Sevviekins
She is working for the ministry now
Wow, wow, wow