Summary: Kaiba entered the Domino City Casino, for under age, drinking, gambling and smoking. Sitting round the poker table, Kaiba is playing against Dartz, Gozaburo, Siegfried and Pegasus playing 5 card poker, smoking and drinking shot glasses.
Note: This whole story, is from a Role Playing community on Live Journal. In other words, threads. This whole thing is written by dragondancer1014, my good friend, who Role Plays as Yami no Yuugi and Yuugi and me, tracey astrostar, who Role Plays as Seto Kaiba and for this story ladydragon5188 as an original character Ursula. There is a lot of smoking, drinking and gambling. That's what the rating is for. Non - Yaoi

Disclaimer – "Yu-Gi-oh!" and all related characters, events. and concepts belong to Takahashi Kazuki and any other related owners/producers. We get no monetary benefit from this. Our only benefit is dealing with these wonderful characters. However, Ursula belongs to us!

Kaiba enters the Domino City Casino, for under age, drinking, gambling and smoking.
Sitting round the poker table, Kaiba is playing against Dartz, Gozaburo, Siegfried and Pegasus playing 5 card poker, smoking and drinking shots glasses.

Kaiba: "You know, we should do this back at the com... coughing pany."

Kaiba's down 40,000 dollars and is starting his shot glasses

Kaiba: "So, ya know, Yuugi Mutou? Great, guy, course, beat me a few timez at Duel Monsters, but hey, great guy. Now, he's workin for me. hiccup He wanted to be a Game Tester, so I was like sure...
I'll have two cards back.. hiccup
gets his two cards and laughs when he sees his hand
I'll see your $300 and raise you another $100 dollars.

pulls out money from briefcase
As I waz sayin, hiccup then there's that Joey Wheeler, nice guy, lots of friends, hiccup wishes I had friendz like that, lucky bastard. hiccup
I fold. Pour me another glass there..."

Waiter: "Sir, you don't need another glass."

Kaiba: "I said, POUR me another glass, DAMN IT!"

Waiter: "OK, OK."

Kaiba: "And there's this one girl, Ursula... hiccup she's such a PAIN in the hiccup ass!
Speaking of asses, hiccup hers is... hiccup!

I raise you the deed to Kaiba Corp." hiccup

laughing

Yuugi walks in.

Yuugi: has been looking for Kaiba to talk to him about his new job at KC ". . . ! K-kaiba-kun! . . . um, I think . . . maybe it's time to call it a night . . . ?"

Kaiba:" Yuugi, hiccup sit down. Join us. hiccup
offers a seat and shot glass

Yuugi: stares a moment, stunned "Sit down and join . . . ?" is so shocked, he finds himself doing just that

Kaiba hands Yuugi a shot glass

Kaiba: "Now, hiccup was I? hiccup

As Kaiba lights a cigar

Yuugi: wrinkles his nose at the cigar, then takes a tentative whiff of the stuff in the shotglass - COUGHcough!! "EH! Kaiba-kun, how many of these have you had! And . . . what is it?" also glances around at the others at the table

Kaiba starts counting his fingers in a funny way

Kaiba: "One…. hiccup Two… hiccup… Three…. pause… What comes after three? hiccup
Yells to waiter
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! hiccup
hands him shot glass
Another." hiccup

Waiter: "Uh, sir, don't you think you've had enou..."

Kaiba: hiccup "I'll tell you hiccup when I've hiccup enough!"
gets another shot glass

Yuugi: is trying /not/ to stare . . . again "Good gods of Japan AND Egypt" he can't even count to " Kaiba-kun . . . Um, so - who's turn is it?" trying to distract from drinking, will slip the shot glass from him if he can

Kaiba looking around quickly and finally looks at Yuugi
"Turn?...hiccup
blink
Forgetting about the playing cards lying in front of him face down and the others waiting for him to make his move

Yuugi: shifts uncomfortably under the glares coming from around the table, glances at the facedown poker cards "I . . . think it's your turn, Kaiba-kun . . . um, unless you'd like me to play for a while." is half-wondering if Kaiba could even /see/ the cards at this point

Pegasus: "Hey, Yuugi boy, you gonna drink that?"

Yuugi: looks down at the shotglass Kaiba put in front of him, sniffs again, takes a sip - COUGHCOUGH

Dartz, Gozaburo, Siegfried and Pegasus: laughing at him

Kaiba: "That's OK, Yuugi.
looks like he's very tispy
You may be the King of Games in Duel Monsters, in fact you may even be better than ME in Duel Monsters but hiccup poker is not for you.
picks up cards and is seeing triples of them all
Why do I have 15 cards?"

Dartz, Gozaburo, Siegfried and Pegasus are looking at Kaiba as he gets more drunk as expected and are eager for the company, Kaiba just wagered. Kaiba looks up at Siegfried, cause he's half lying on the table

"That pink hair makes you look so gay." hiccup

Yuugi: is soooo going to pretend Kaiba did /not/ just say that to Siegfried, then sees the deed on the table and realizes what it is

Yami no Yuugi: takes over "You have only five cards, Kaiba. And I am not better than you are . . . though I /am/ more /sober/. can't help eyeing the shotglass with a touch of curiosity, though, shakes his head and will move to take the cards from Kaiba - gently - if he'll allow it Time for a break, my friend."

Kaiba: cry baby tone "But I don't wanna...
falls out of chair onto floor with a slight "thump"
"OK, knock yourself out, Yuugi my friend...
And could you pass me my shot glass while you're there?" hiccup

Yami no Yuugi: hesitates, figures /one/ more couldn't hurt, hands Kaiba his shot glass. Picks up the cards . . . realizes he has /no/ idea how to play this game, nor does he have anything but the deed to bet

Yuugi: was taught poker by his grandfather, gives Yami no Yuugi a mental crash course

Gozaburo: eyes the "kid," gets a big smirk on his face "I have an idea . . . Yuugi, wasn't it? You don't have the money to play with the big boys, do you? I propose that, with the new player, we initiate a new house rule. Ten dollars per hand to stay in the game, whether you win the previous hand or not. Two shots of drink if you can't afford it. One shot of drink if you win each hand. Continue until the majority decides otherwise.

Yami no Yuugi: frowns, thinking If I lose, I lose the deed to Kaiba Corp. But if I win, I keep winning until I'm too drunk to see straight, then I lose the deed to Kaiba Corp. Plus, the "entry fee" for each hand . . . If I win, I can pay the ten dollars . . . but that will only stave off the drunkenness for so long . . . he looks down at Kaiba, then picks up the cards in earnest

Kaiba manages to pick himslf off the floor
Yuugi, are you sure about this? I can continue...
falls flat on his face again

Yami no Yuugi: O.o! . . . studies the hand, making sure it's what he thinks it is, not showing his surprise on his face has never played poker but innately already has a hell of a "poker face", tosses the cards on the table face up, his expression brooking no argument "Unless someone can beat that, I am taking Kaiba - and his deed! - home." will snatch up the paperwork and pull Kaiba to his feet if no one stops him

Von Scharider puts down his hand, also containing a royal flush

and a big smirk on his face

Siegfried: "Well, it looks like my greatest rival company is almost mine."

Gozaburo: growling softly under breath "That's MY company…."

Meanwhile, while Kaiba is lying on the floor drinking, and Yami no Yuugi is playing poker, Ursula comes by as a casino waitress and Kaiba notices her and smacks her ass with his hand

Ursula :D:

Kaiba: sits down on the floor and starts laughing

Ursula: smacks across the face

Kaiba: sad "what did I do look"

Ursula: "I've gotta get you home." grabs Kaiba by his ear and pulls Kaiba up from the floor

Kaiba: looks at her smirking
Do you... hiccup like to hiccup play rough? hiccup
Cause Kaiba hiccup likes to hiccup play rough. hiccup

Ursula: pressure point "Come with me!" yanks arm

Kaiba:"Where are we going? You place, Ursula?"
hiccup

Ursula: "No, I'm taking you back to YOUR place."

Kaiba: hiccup
"Even better..." hiccup

Ursula: raised eyebrows

Kaiba: Can I have some milk?
hiccup

Ursula: "Umm...sure..."

Kaiba: "Mama's milk?" hiccup

Ursula: slap

Kaiba sad what did I do look
"I don't know where my keys are..could you find my keys... hiccup