This is my first attempt at fanfiction
This is my first attempt at fanfiction. It ain't gonna be anything fancy just some poems. I might write a story IF I feel like it… Anyways the show must go on.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! If I did I would get Lee permanently drunk and Kimimaru wouldn't die.
Naruto Haiku
Naruto is sad.
You might wonder why he's sad.
He's out of Ramen.
Sasuke Haiku
Sasuke was mad.
Mad at his own weakness, yes
so mad he yelled.
Rock Lee Haiku
Rock Lee is punching.
Punching the Log with great force.
The Log got beaten.
Lines' n' Ramen. (Naruto poem)
Filled with hot broth and noodles I will drain that bowl again.
Such delicious taste shines through my ideas of broth rain.
Bowl after bowl come to my mouth and fade away.
It doesn't matter to me. I'm eating Ramen today.
By: Nex Necis 4 Fun.
Original text: Lines' n' Ale. By: Edgar Allan Poe
Real friends (Naruto, Sasuke poem)
As friends Sasuke and Naruto weren't great.
You might wonder how they'd cope.
When Naruto tied up Sasuke with rope.
They'd both feel the world's weight,
When they battled with feelings of hate.
Servitude (Orochimaru, Kabuto poem)
Orochimaru sat in his evil lair,
suddenly giving off an evil chakra flair,
Kabuto came in and said,
"Did you have a nightmare?"
Orochimaru looked at him and sneered,
"Go away four-eyes servant and dye your hair".
Kabuto was confused but did as he was told,
He dyed his hair an annoyingly gold.
Orochimaru said mockingly: "Quite bold",
Kabuto walked away and whispered:
"Just you wait till you get old".
A/N: Done! Tell me If Nex did good or she might get sad and lonely… Then commit suicide. Okay? Now I know the Orochimaru/Kabuto poem might seem wierd... But I could imagine things like that happening just to amuse Orochimaru