"Hey, Clank!" Ratchet said with a big smile on his face speed walking towards his robot friend.
"Yes?" Clank replied, looking up from his book.
"You know what would be fun?"
"Do I even want to know?"
"You...should turn into...a giant robot!" The Lombax said, spreading his arms out wide to put emphasis on 'giant'.
"May I ask why?" Clank asked with a confused look on his face.
"I miss riding around on your back as you smash things and blow stuff up with missiles. Don't you miss being Giant Clank?"
"Not really, no."
"Oh...well, can you become giant for me anyway?"
"No."
"Wha...ugh..." Ratchet lowered his arms in defeat as his dreams were crushed. He walked over to the other side of the couch and plopped down on it. He tapped his hand on the cushion.
"All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant robot.
A giant robot!
All I wanna be
Is someone who gets to see
A giant robot.
All I wanna do
Is help you turn into
A giant robot
A giant robot!
All I wanna be
Is someone who gets to see
A giant robot.
Oh I know it'll be great
And I just can't wait
To see you knock down entire buildings.
Just step onto the pad
Oh it won't be that bad
Because you are a defect warbot.
You will grow and become so much stronger.
You will hit harder than my Warmonger.
And if it were me
I'd really want to be
A giant robot.
A giant robot!
All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant robot."
The room was filled with silence for a few moments. Ratchet eyed Clank from across the couch. He lowered his book and the Lombax held his breath. The robot opened his mouth and said-
"No."
Ratchet's eyes dropped and he scowled, He reached into his shirt and pulled out papers with his song lyrics on it and threw them. Then he got up and stormed away, "I wasted two hours on this stupid song for nothing."
Ratchet stormed away into his room and shut the door. Several silence seconds passed by before Clank began humming the tune from Ratchet's song.
...I'm not sorry for this.
"Giant Robot" is a parody of "Giant Women" from Steven Universe. All rights go to Rebecca Sugar and the Crewniverse.
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