Well what do have here? Is this another one of ShadowShade's poorly written Ed, Edd, n Eddy fanfics?
What can I say whenever I end up in a good mood I just can't help, but think of new fanfics to write. Its a terrible affliction I assure you.
I was just pacing in my living room, debating on which direction to take my other unfinished fanfics, when I started thinking about pizza, which led to me to thinking about the time I used to spend in detention. And weird enough I ended up pondering about my favorite Ed-boy and what possible deeds he would commit when trapped in a god forsaken class room after school.
And now we have this atrocity before us, frankly I always enjoy the idea of Eddy turning up his natural charm on unsuspecting people, and the ramifications that would soon follow.
Hope you like reading it, cause I enjoyed writing it.
Chapter 1: Sketching Golden Perfection
" Eddy McGee this is the last time I'm going to tell you to stop daydreaming and get back to work! " The ear shattering screech of his dreaded detention teacher Ms. Duboise snapped the dozing con-artist back to attention. " I suggest you finish your assignment unless you would enjoy spending tomorrow in detention as well young man. "
With an annoyed sigh Eddy resumed staring at the blank piece of paper that sat before on his designated desk. " What kind of twisted tyrant forces people to draw frilly pictures as a punishment? " To elaborate our hero/villain had earlier made a crude comment about the works of a Leonardo Da Vinci during art class, which landed him an instant detention slip and as homework he was being forced to draw a picture of something that captivated him that wasn't money, or jawbreakers.
" And it just wouldn't be detention without that old bat shrieking at me every ten seconds. " It was common knowledge that Ms. Duboise was as crotchety as old ladies came, she was single her entire life, and often blamed men for all of the trouble in the world. So it was only natural that she took an immediate disliking to our beloved fast talking Eddy.
Looking around for some kind of distraction Eddy took note of his fellow prisoners in detention. His arch rival, and school jock Kevin sat just a few desks across from him a look of utter boredom etched upon his face, before he noticed Eddy looking at him. Kevin silently uttered the word ' Dork' before flipping Eddy the bird, and resumed whatever homework he was working on. " With a roll of his eyes Eddy glanced at the only other student trapped in the room.
" Stupid Marie. " If it hadn't been for her blue haired older sister stink bombing the teacher's lounge, and leaving May behind to take the blame the blond hair girl could be at home reading her newest edition of truck tire of the month. Usually May was able to keep her self out of trouble in school, but this wasn't the first time she had found herself in detention, and surely wouldn't be the last. Now she was faced with writing ' I will not commit acts of mischief in or outside of the school. ' Feeling herself being watched May looked up from her paper to see Eddy glancing at her with a critical eye.
As a rule each Kanker had a preferred Ed, but that didn't mean they disapproved of having a a mutual affection for any Ed in particular. But now that she found herself trapped in a room with Eddy who at the moment was staring right at her, May couldn't help but think that he was checking her out. " Did he just wink at me? "
Eddy had to use all of the willpower he could muster to suppress the chuckle that threatened to escape his lips when May turned a deep red from him winking at her. " Just can't help but lay down some Eddy charm every now, and then. " With a grin Eddy turned back to his paper which he still hadn't drawn anything on, then a idea came to his head and he started to draw something.
After a few moments of silence Ms. Duboise announced that she would be stepping out of the classroom for a few minutes, but she expected them all to continue working, and to be near finished when she returned. And the moment she closed the door Kevin decided to amuse himself with some after school bullying.
" Hey dork whatcha drawing there? " With one fluid motion the red haired jock had taken the paper Eddy was working on earning a outraged " Hey! " Taking a look at the picture in his hand, Kevin started to laugh loudly, all the while keeping Eddy at an arms reach.
" Ha! Geez it looks like wittle Eddy is drawing Nazz a pretty picture. " Kevin's outburst had not only caused Eddy to blush out of embarrassment, but caused May to look up from her work to watch the scene. " Get your eyes fixed shovel chin, that's not a picture of Nazz. " Eddy pushed Kevin backwards hoping to catch him off balance, but the jock easily regained himself though obviously annoyed by the three haired Ed's actions.
" Well then I guess you won't mind if I tear it up right dorky? " Letting loose another loud string of laughter Kevin was about to tear said picture in half, when an unexpected crumpled ball of paper found itself lodged in his mouth. " MMMPH! " With Kevin currently occupied with spitting out the paper projectile Eddy quickly grabbed his paper back, and shoved Kevin again this time causing the surprised jock to trip over a desk and land in a heap.
With a look of triumph Eddy walked over to where Kevin had spat out the ball of a paper, and out of curiosity uncrumpled it. Though most of it was illegible thanks to the spittle, Eddy was able to deduce that someone was currently forced to write something over, and over again as punishment for a previous misdeed. " Well since there's only one other person in here I guess that narrows down the suspects. " Eddy cast a stare toward the blond Kanker sitting in the back of the classroom who was furiously writing down something over and over again on another piece of paper.
Walking back to his seat Eddy resumed his work on his drawing, hoping to complete it before Ms. Duboise's return. At the same time May was having a nervous breakdown, now she had to write the paper all over again, and it was almost the end of detention. " Why did I have to get involved now I'm gonna have to come back to detention tomorrow. "
Barely a minute later Ms. Duboise walked back into the classroom. Casting an annoyed look at Kevin who was still laying on the ground she pulled out a clipboard from seemingly out of no where. " Well I guess we'll be seeing Kevin in detention again tomorrow. " Looking at the other two students the old bat cleared her throat, and announced that it was time to hand in their work finished or not.
May slowly rose from her desk a downcast look on her face, she was unable to finish, and would have to return to detention the following day. Right as she walked past Eddy's desk she felt a tug at her shirt sleeve, she turned her head to see Eddy mouthing a silent message to her. " Chill out just let me do all of the talking. " The look of confusion that now showed on her face was made even more so when Eddy stood up suddenly, and began speaking.
" Uh my apologies Ms. Duboise, but May wasn't able to finish her work. " Eddy pulled May into a one armed hug like good friends would often do, the moment he did May whispered nervously into his ear. " What are you doing Eddy, your going to make things worse! " Eddy merely smiled innocently before whispering back. " Hey just keep looking pretty, and it'll all be fine. " Eddy's words caused a blush so bad that May's face would have made her oldest sister Lee's hair look pale.
" Oh really, and what may I ask is the reason for her inability to finish her assignment Mr. McGee? " The tone of Ms. Duboise was ice cold, and promised certain doom if Eddy didn't choose his next words carefully.
Without missing a beat Eddy strutted over to his desk, and picked up his paper proudly showing his drawing to Ms. Duboise. " You see teach, I was so caught up in May's beauty that I couldn't help, but be compelled to draw her. The drawing Eddy had worked so hard on was of a blonde haired goddess staring out a window with a far off look in her face. " You see I pleaded for May to sit absolutely still so I could sketch this work of art, so out of the kindness in her heart she stopped working so I could be blessed with such a opportunity. "
If there was one thing Eddy knew how to do it was turning on the charm, and by the look on Ms. Duboise face it was working, now all he had to do was bring it home. Dropping down to his knees Eddy gave the teacher the best sorry face he could muster. " So please don't punish this fair maiden for her selflessness, if anyone should be punished it should be me for ever thinking I could put such perfection on paper. Forgive me for I am merely a mortal man! "
There was a long silence before Ms. Duboise began tapping her shoes impatiently. " Are you quite finished Mr. McGee? " A silent nodding of his head was all Eddy gave for a reply. " A bit over dramatic for my taste, but I do see the merit it took for May to stop her duties to grant your request. " Writing something else on the clipboard Ms. Duboise waved May Kanker off with a smile. " You may go now young lady, consider your assignment abolished. "
May barely registered the words as she stood there blushing more at that moment then ever before. " Without make a single noise she returned to her desk, and gathered her things. Eddy was dancing in triumph before the teacher's dreaded voice echoed in his eyes.
" You on the other hand Mr. McGee will not be getting off the hook so easily. I hope you like the desk cause you shall be sitting there again after school tomorrow in detention. " Eddy's face instantly turned sour, he was hoping his speech would have put him in a more chivalrous light, and have gotten him off the hook. " So much for that plan. "
Before exiting the classroom May walked over to where Eddy was gathering his stuff, and stared him in the eye. " What? Don't worry about it ok if you wanna pay me back just be sure to stay outta trou.." Eddy's sentence was cut off due to May Kanker suddenly kissing him on the cheek, and whispering a quick " Thank you. " into his ear. And in a flash she had ran out of the room as fast she as she could another blush visibly growing on her face.
Eddy stood there for a minute, before a small grin formed on his face. " And who says Eddy doesn't know how to woo the ladies? " Walking past the still floored Kevin who was just now regaining consciousness Eddy exited the classroom while whistling a happy tune. " Wonder how much fun i'll have in detention tomorrow. "
End of Chapter:
And so there it is, but you didn't think I was gonna go in that direction now did ya?
But that's me I enjoy walking down the less traveled path when I can.
Cant believe I started writing this at 12:06 am , and now I've just finished at 2:01 am God I'm going to be in such a grumpy mood tomorrow when I get up for work in...like 3 hours ugh that what I get for following sudden inspiration lol.
Hope you enjoyed it, I plan on adding on a second, and a third chapter to this so keep your eyes peeled for the next update. ( Don't worry this will not impede my work on my other fanfics I promise. )
Please Review I would greatly appreciate hearing what you think about my choice in pairing for this chapter.
See you next time