A/N: This is a stress reliever. That is all.
Guys, if you want to see the next chapters of my stories soon, you're going to need to help. I'm absolutely wiped with all of the work I need to do for school, and I've got the worst case of writer's block.
"Hey there, Rob." Wally said as he strolled leisurely into the living room of the Cave. He plopped himself onto the sofa next to his friend. "How goes it?"
Robin didn't look up from his computer. "Hey, KF."
The two fell to silence as Wally flipped through TV channels. As he changed channels faster than the remote could process, he grew agitated by the lack of decent programs on. He sat forward, increasing the speed in his button-pressing, until he had cycled through all of the channels. Annoyed, he tossed the remote to the side, slumping back into his chair.
Wally cut his eyes to the Boy Wonder, contemplating the chance of eliciting a conversation from him. Though Robin understood the redhead's intent, he was busy; and he had no interest in being dragged into another one of the speedster's less-than-interesting discussions about science, school, patrol, or-God forbid-Megan. Robin, like the other members on the team, was sick and tired of Wally's constant obsession with the young Martian.
Wally realized that, if he were to stave off boredom, he would need to take a more direct approach and actually start the conversation himself. Much to Robin's dismay, Megan seemed to be the one thing that Wally wanted to talk about.
"So, Rob, you seen my favorite Martian around anywhere?" Wally said, rolling over on the sofa so he was looking up at the younger hero.
In an attempt to end the conversation as soon as possible, Robin gave the shortest answer he could; "No."
"Hmm." Wally folded his hands over his chest, appearing to be deep in thought. However, this position didn't suit him for long, and he soon became a flurry of nervous movements. Every once in a while, Wally's frantic twitching would cause him to "accidentally" smack Robin in the head.
"Hey!" Robin complained after he was hit a few times.
"Dude! You can't blame me. I'm bored!" Wally sat up, imploring Robin.
"Well, go talk to someone else! I'm busy!" Robin retorted, hoping that Wally would just leave him alone.
"Where is everybody?" Wally asked.
"I don't know!" Robin waved his hand in a dismissing gesture. "Kaldur's probably swimming. Artemis is at home."
"What about Megan? Or Superboy?" Wally added as an afterthought.
"I dunno! Probably off canoodling somewhere." Robin gasped at what he just said. "I mean-"
"Dude." Wally laughed. "Seriously? Canoodling?"
Robin watched his friend from the corner of his eyes. "Uh… yeah?"
"Who uses words like canoodling? What does 'canoodle' even mean?"
"Mmm…" Robin hoped that Wally had missed the first part of his earlier statement. "'To caress, fondle, or pet amorously.'"
"Ha! Who even came up with that?" Wally continued laughing. "What were we even talking about…" His laughter trailed off as realization dawns on his face. "Wait. Why would Supey and Megs be 'canoodling'?"
Robin tried to ignore his friend's question.
"Hey!" Wally shook Robin, grasping his shoulders. "What are you talking about? They couldn't possibly…"
Robin sighed. "You really don't know, do you?"
"They're not-they can't be-it's not possible!"
At that moment, Megan and Conner walked into the living room, close together. When they noticed the two on the sofa, Conner nodded to acknowledge them, while Megan greeted them with; "Hello!"
Wally stood up, a frightened expression on his face, before shrieking and running from the room. Megan and Conner looked at each other before turning to Robin, questions on their faces.
Robin shook his head and smiled. "You know, your secret's out."
A/N: This is probably the closest thing to crack I have ever written.
Clearly, I don't write crack.