Me: Hello Everyone! I'm CheshireSweetheart *throws hands in the air and smiles evilly*

Gaara: *sigh* Why do you have to yell? You're acting just like Sakura

Sakura and I: Hey! That's not true!

Sakura: No more Sexy Maid for you! *turns back on Gaara*

Me: No more cookies for you! *points a finger at Gaara and glares*

Gaara: Wait! I'm sorry!

Sakura and I: It's to late. *walks out of the room together, arm in arm, noses in the air*

Gaara: Damn… *sigh* cheshiregirl18 does not own Naruto, James Bond, or any other things that may pop up in this crack fanfic.

Me: *in another room* Damn straight I don't!

GaaSaku: Double Agents

Chapter 1:

Secret Agent…. Girl?

Quiet as a passing breeze, moving fast from shadow to shadow, blending in well with the surrounding area. No one saw me, they were to busy going on with their ordinary lives. Their startling normal lives. That's how I live my life now-a-days, always on the move, always taking someone down, or destroying an evil company. My name is Sakura Haruno and I am a spy. I work for a very secretive group called Kunoichi. Never heard of it? Good. If you had then you would either be dead or sent to a mental asylum.

I jumped up on a fire escape, crawled through the slightly open window, and slid into my dark apartment. I took out my mission report, the little digital screen flickered to life and cast a faint glow over my black clad face. A shadowy figure appeared on the screen, hands folded under it's chin in thought.

"Agent Blossom. Your mission, if choose you accept, is to track down a rouge agent that goes by the name of Shukaku. He has been spotted on the college campus. You are to look for a man with red hair," A fuzzy picture of a person with bright red hair appears on the screen, their back is turned so I couldn't see the person.

"Be wary Agent Blossom. He is a dangerous one and has been known to kill all who get in his way. Good luck. Tsunade out," The screen went blank again and ghostly green letters showed up on the black screen.

Message Terminated….

It read, flashing on the screen for a few seconds, then turning black again. I shoved the little digital device back into one her many jacket pockets and sighed. I walked over to the bed, moving effortlessly in the blackness of my living space. I sat down with a heavy sigh and reached my hand over to turn on the lamp. The soft glow would have felt romantic if I had someone with me, but sadly I didn't. I stood up again and walked over to the bathroom, turning on it's light and shutting the door behind me.

I faced the mirror, my black rimmed eyes stared back at me, their green depths reminded me of a cat's eye. I pulled the mask off my head and pulled my hair out of the tight bun. The bubblegum pink locks grazed my shoulders and was a stark contrast to the black suit I was wearing. I started the shower and stripped down, jumping in just as the shower turned hot.

I sighed in content as the steamy water washed over my sore shoulders and tense neck, unwinding me and putting me at peace. Grabbing my vanilla scented hair and body wash, scrubbing myself until all the filth and grime of the day washed off of me and slid down the drain. Never to return again. Shutting off the water, I stepped out of the steamy shower, and wrapped a towel around myself and another in my hair.

Hot steam poured out of the bathroom in soft whispery tendrils as I opened the door and walked out. Heading over to my dresser I dropped my towel and pulled out an over sized grey tee shirt and black short shorts. I scrubbed the towel through my hair until it was dry and tossed it on the floor next to the other one. Crawling into bed, I switched off the light and snuggling deep into the blankets, falling asleep almost instantly. Forgetting all of the events of today's work. None of them plaguing my mind as I drifted off into my wonderful dream land.

~Across town~

A man, with bright red hair and unemotional jade eyes, stared up at the glowing moon. He looked out his window, watching as the passing breeze picked up, and made a few sakura flowers fall off the tree and float over to him. He opened his palm and closed his hand around one of the fragile blossoms. Smirking, he brought it to his face and looked down at its slightly crumpled form.

"It won't be long now, my little Sakura," He told the small flower, "I count the seconds that pass until I can see you again."

He tightened his fist and smiled maliciously as the crushed and torn flower fell from his hand, plummeting to the ground slowly. A sad last dance with the breeze as it twirled and twisted gracefully to the ground. The guy turned away, bored with the flower and its sad ending.

He looked back up at the moon, his malicious smile still in place. "Soon, Sakura. I'll be there for you and I'll be the one to kill you."

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