Title: "Big"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: Hum . . . G . . . believe it?
Summary: "Wow, that's a big one."
Warnings: None
Challenges: Peja's challenge to use the line, "Wow, that's a big one.", in an X-Men drabble of 50 words. She asked for Logan/Jean with smut. I gave her Logan and Jean but no smut. ;-) Sorry, I just can't do Logan/Jean . . .
Disclaimer: Logan/Wolverine, Scott/Cyclops and Jean Grey-Summers, and the X-Men are & TM Marvel comics, not the author. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Note: This is the shortest fic I have ever written, and I only hope it makes sense! Hey, she asked for 50; I gave her 51! . . . That's good, right? :-)

"Wow, that's a big one."

"Damn right it is, Jeannie, an' ya ain't gettin' none o' it!"

"Logan!"

"She's your wife, One Eye; you provide her needs. This one's all mine." His eager eyes trailed up the mighty sausage one last time. He took one lick, then devoured it in three bites!

The End