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Chapter 1 Blackmail and Ramen
The time has come…
They cannot fail…
All Konoha must know…
It's time for…….
THE FIRST ANNUAL KONOHA SADIE HAWKINS DANCE!!!
"I can't believe we got stuck putting up posters!" Naruto complained. Kakashi-sensei said this was an important mission!"
"At least it's an assignment," Sakura said halfheartedly.
"But this is boring!"
"Shut up Naruto…" Sasuke warned the orange-clad ninja.
"Let's make this interesting, Sasuke-teme, I'll bet 10 bowls of ramen I can put up more posters than you!"
"Fine, you're on."
"Wait! Sasu—"
It was too late; the two ninja ran of at a blinding speed.
Later at the Hyuuga House
knock-knock
"Who is it?"
"Hinata, it's Tenten"
"Oh, hi Tenten."
"Hi Hinata, where's Neji?"
"In his room, why do y— oooh…" Hinata giggled at a now cherry red Tenten.
"What?"
Hinata looked up at Tenten and just kept laughing.
"WHAT!?"
Hinata ignored Tenten and ran upstairs.
"Neji! It's for you!"
Neji slowly came to the door.
"Tenten?"
"Hi Neji…"
"Did Sakura KO Lee again?"
"No, I was just in the area, and…um…. I was just wondering if you'd…er… go... to... the dance with me?"
"No."
"But wh—"
"No."
As Neji began to walk away, he saw a sly grin come across Tenten's face.
"You wouldn't dare." He said.
She started to glare at him.
"You swore you wouldn't tell anyone!"
She turned to leave.
Realizing he was defeated, Neji conceded. "Fine, I'll go… damn…"
Smiling victoriously, Tenten left yelling "Pick me up at 7!" and then ran off to plan.
(AN: what's Neji's secret? I don't know, I asked you!)
Now where was I? oh!
By now Naruto and Sasuke have met back up in front of the academy and collapsed on the soil.
"184…cough…you?"
"213…"
"No! I lost again!"
"Calm down Naruto, I don't want your ramen; I just wanted to see you lose…"
Naruto pouted and sat up, "Double-or-nothing? Sasuke?" There was a brief silence then a rustling of leaves. Naruto turned to see that Sasuke had run away. Only 3 things can make him run like that… 1- snakes, 2- Sakura, and…
"Naruto!"
Ino…
"Hey Naruto, have you seen—"
"Sasuke…sigh… he went that way."
As Ino ran in the direction she was given, Naruto could not help but think to himself. (no not THAT, perverts) Damn Sasuke, how come all the girls chase him? What does he have that I don't? Who am I kidding, I'd be lucky to get a date this millennium… So having thoroughly depressed and angered himself, Naruto walked into town to have some ramen and vent.