*audience applauds*

"Hello, and welcome to "Back Stabbers"! I'm your host, Andrew Wilde, and for those first time viewers this show is about the contestants getting revenge on someone that embarrassed them, bugged them, or they just can't stand."

"Audience laughes"

"Our first 2 contestants today are Kari Kamiya and TK Takaishi!"

2 eight year old kids enter through a curtain and sit down next to Andrew.

"Well, these two are the youngest contestants we have ever had, so little girl, who is it you wanna get revenge on and why?"

"I wanna get revenge on my big brother Tai, he keeps insisting that me a TK like each other, ridiculous right TK?" she answers him, nudging her friend.

"Huh? Oh yeah, just friends, hahaha…" He answered nervously and blushing.

"So anyway, how do you plan to get revenge on Tai?" Andrew asked her.

"By reading aloud from his Diary!" she grinned evily as she held up a blue book with a soccer ball on it.

"WHAT? KARI PLEASE DON'T DO IT!" Tai Yelled from the stands.

"Fat chance, maybe next time you'll think twice about making fun of me." She then opened the diary and flipped through a few pages. "Oh here's a good one!"

"Sept. 29th 2003"

Hi I'm Tai Kamiya, but you already know that since this is MY diary. Anyway, the worst thing happened at school today. I accidentally went into the girls bathroom and I didn't notice it until I noticed Sora and Mimi gossiping in front of the mirrors. I guess the came in after I did. They were talking about the guys they like. I was listening carefully behind the stall door. Mimi said that she liked my best friend Matt. Sora was about to say who she liked (I hoped it was me) but my hand slipped and the door opened up, causing me to fall face first in front of the both screamed and called me a perverted pig, then they walked over me back to class. Man I wish Mimi hadn't worn heels that day, my back still hurts! I wish I could have stayed long enough for me to find out who Sora liked, I would have given anything to be that guy… oh I gotta go, Pokemon is on!

The entire audience had burst into laughter. The girls just awww'd while the guys were teasing Tai immensely, Tai sliding down in his seat.

"Ahaha, oh that was very good thank you Kari, and TK who did you wanna get back at?"

"I wanna get payback on my big brother Matt, he ran my underwear up the flagpole at school, WITH ME IN THEM!" he answered blushing again.

The addience chuckled.

"And to get that payback, I have brought a video of my brother when he was a baby."

"Well then, give it to me and we'll play it on the jumbo screen behind me" Andrew stated. TK handed him the DVD and he ran back stage, returning as quickly as he left. "Ok Matt if your watching you better hide"

He turned on the TV and it showed Matt as a half year old. He was running around in the park in a diaper and rattle, and nothing else. He was covered in what appeared to be mud… at least I hope its mud… and he was being chased by another boy with clothes on. He had brown hair that grew surprisingly long and a pair of goggles around his neck. It was Tai! The boys were running around in a circle appearing to be playing tag.

The audience once again laughed hard at Matt's expense, who BTW is now blushing and hiding like Tai. Andrew had finished laughing and was now gasping for breath.

"Thank you TK, that was enlightening. Well that's all the time we have, see ya next week on "Back Stabbers"!"

*Fade to black*