It was a quiet silent day in the world that never was. All of our beloved (-cough-) Organization XIII were sitting in there impossibly high chairs. All is silent. All is quiet. All is shiny and white, and not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse that never was. Somewhere in the kitchen that never was, in a hole that never was in the kitchen wall that never was was the mouse that never was NOT stirring.
Yes the days spent as a nobody were quiet pointless ones. They were days filled with thoughts of Kingdom Hearts. They are days of hanging out with friends that never were. They are days of staying the hell away from Larxene and her perpetual PMS. None of them could forget the time she almost killed Xbob. Xbob is also a strong nobody, who used to be a human named Bob. Due to 'unoriginality' and the 'Wimpy' power of control upon small twigs and various pine cones (along with the fact that Organization XIV didn't look or sound as cool) he was not aloud into the organization. For some reason, he never seemed to die, and hated Axel and threw things at his hair. The best part? It would stay there.
But today, Xbob was nowhere to be seen, and Larxene was likely to kill everyone at any given time. Today was a day in which there was no Sora to be found, no Kingdom Hearts to complete, no work to do. In short, they had the day off, and a good amount of free time. What would they do?! What exiting antics would they get into?! What exiting conversations would occur!? Well they can't tell us right now. They are to busy sitting in there impossibly high chairs doing...nothing. Well that makes since. They don't exist right? There nobodies, it's only fitting they do nothing right? Well even nobodies can get that oh so familiar feeling felt everyday by the anti-social children of America, and soon, the inevitable happens, and a courageous voice speaks out over the silence!
"I'm bored." All turn to see the member with the nerve, NAY, the ordasety to even VOICE such an opinion! Needless to say, it was...Axel. Well no surprise there. All are calm to see it was merely Axel, but still look at him perplexed.
"That is imposable." Said there leader all knowingly.
"No it's not." he defies.
"Yes it is! Nobodies can't be bored you idiot!" Said Larxene in a bitchy way.
Suddenly Roxas looked up from playing with his gloves. "They can't?" he said in a genuinely surprised way.
"No. Now everyone back to work." said the leader with finality.
"But...we weren't working."
"Then think about our mission."
"But that's BORING!" Said Axel defiantly again.
"NOBODIES CAN'T FEEL EMOTIONS!"
"Is boredom really an emotion?" asked Roxas.
"YES...r-right?" said Larxene.
"No it is not! It's a feeling, but not an emotion!"
"...I suppose that's technically true." admitted Xemnas.
"So I think we would KNOW if we're bored!"
"...Okay fine. LET IT BE KNOWN ALL THROUGH OUT THIS NON EXISTENT WORLD, THE ALL MIGHTY ORGANIZATION, RULERS OF ALL NOBODIES, ARE BORED!" He shouted at the sky mightily. Nobody could tell if he was being serious or sarcastic but Axel didn't care. He was right for a change! HURRAH!
Soon silence fell back upon the now officially bored Organization XIII. Again all was quiet. Roxas continued playing with his glove. Axle smirked satisfied at his right-ness. Other members of the Organization went about there business. Except for Demyx.
"Shouldn't we do something to be...you know, un-bored?"
"No."
"But I don't like being bored."
"You can't like anything...you're a nobody."
"I like water."
"This conversation is over."
"BUT I'M BORED!"
"WE'RE ALL BORED!" Said the rest of the Organization at once.
"THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!"
Silence.
"That...doesn't sound like a bad idea..." said Vexen because his name is easy to spell.
"No, It's a VERY bad idea. Very…bad…Idea." Said someone who's name wasn't easy to spell. Just use your imagination.
"If I allow you to do something entertaining will you all SHUT UP?!"
"Yes." Said all at once.
"Fine then. LET IT BE KNOWN ALL THROUGH OUT THIS NO EXISTENT WORLD, THE MIGHTY ORGANIZATION, RULERS OF ALL NOBODIES, ARE GOING TO GO HAVE FUN!" Said the leader with his arms raised in an all-mighty voice.
Silence once again.
"…What now?" Asked Roxas.
"…Um…I…don't know." Admitted Axel.
"We could…watch TV." offered Demyx sheepishly, then smiling as everyone nodded in agreement with various 'Good idea!'s and 'that sounds good's.
"Um…do we have a TV.?"
Silence.
"I have no idea." admitted the leader.
"What about in The TV. Room of Despair?"
"…Did you make that up?"
"No, it's next to The Alter of Naught."
"…Okay then. LET IT BE KNOWN ALL THROUGH OUT THIS NO EXISTENT WORLD, THE MIGHTY ORGANIZATION, RULERS OF ALL NOBODIES, ARE GOING TO GO SEE WHAT'S ON TV.!"
"…"
.:TV. Room of Despair:.
TELEVISION! The source of power to all Americans! It is where we spend free time, Spend family time, where we spend time avoiding our family, where we spend time in which we are procrastinating, where we spend time when we're really supposed to be doing something much more important, and most importantly, where we consume 82 percent of out food as well as snacks, in between snack snacks, and various candy as well as a few pieces of gum. Yes, the country revolves around it's news shows, cartoons, reality shows, celeb news, and other shows where people spend time and money doing things they could have otherwise spent looking for a cure to cancer, AIDS, and of course, solving global warming. It is also where we watch discovery documentaries on the effects of Cancer, Aids, and global warming. And of course, without TV., what would we hook up out PS2's to so that we may play Kingdom Hearts games?! Yes the TV. is most important, but unfortunately for our poor Organization members, they have never seen a TV. in there non-existent lives.
"…How do we turn it on?"
"…I…don't know. Xemnas?"
"…Um…try…kicking it?"
The TV. was kicked.
"It didn't work." Said Saix.
"Maybe you have to…attack it to make it work! Just like everything else in the game."
All pulled out there special weapons of doom and prepared to attack.
"WAIT! NO! IT'S GOING TO BREAK THEN WE CAN'T USE IT!" Said Roxas jumping up and down flailing his arms around as everyone stopped and looked at him because he looked like an idiot.
"Well then what do we do?"
"Use recreation commands."
"…Oh, duh."
Recreation commands were used.
"ALRIGHT! So what's on?"
A channel guide (that never was) was checked.
"Um…what's…Jeopardy?"
"Lives in Jeopardy?"
"Sounds good."
Jeopardy was watched.
"…Why do they get it right by asking questions? And why don't they just kill this hosting man so that they may merely take the car!?" asked Axel very angry.
"Because they would be arrested."
"…So?"
"…"
"I'm still bored." said Saix plainly as all agreed with him because, honestly, Jeopardy sucks.
"Fine then. How will we change the channel?" Said Luxord because after 20 minutes he figured he should say something to make the readers aware of his presence.
"We must use the remote."
"How did you know that?"
"The same way I knew about recreation commands."
"Ohhhh."
"So where is this remote?" Asked the leader.
Silence while everyone thinks.
"Well, It should be around here somewhere."
"Okay then, we must find it."
The remote was searched for and found.
"…Why is there peanut butter on the remote?"
"Whatever, just change the channel."
"But seriously! Peanut butter?! Where did we even get peanut butter?! AND WHY IS IT ON THE REMOTE!?
"CHANGE THE CHANNEL!"
"Okay! Okay! God, relax."
The channel was changed.
"DO YOU SEE THE BIG YELLOW TREE?!" Said a young girl on the TV.
"…Yes." Said Demyx plainly.
"DO YOU SEE IT?!"
"Yes." He said again going closer to the TV.
"WHERE IS IT."
"It's over there!" he said like a little kid pointing in a random direction.
"YOU FOUND IT!"
"I did?!" he said his eyes lighting up while sitting down in front of the TV.
"WE DID IT!"
"WE DID IT! HEY EVERYBODY! WE DID IT!" He said smiling and pointing at the TV., his huge grin fading when he realized everyone was staring at him strangely. He chose to ignore this and watch TV.
"…What's wrong with him?" Whispered Roxas.
"He's been possessed maybe?"
"WE DID IT!"
"…Maybe we should just do something else." Whispered Xigbar somewhat freaked out.
"Just walk…away….slowly…" said someon as evryopne did just that.
Walked away slowly.
(A/N: I felt inspired to write this when I was replaying KH this spring break. I was wondering, what they would do when there was nothing TO do? So, thus this silly little fiction. Tell me what you think or if you think I should continue. THANKS!)