Author's Note: I wasn't going to do this for a couple days but I got impatient and figured 'what the hell' and here you go.In case anyone is wondering, this is the result of chapter in my story Vampire Knight Alphabet. Inspired by E is for Earthworms…well you'll just have to find out then now won't you? As a note, this is after Yuuki has turned into a pureblood and Yori knows that the Night class is made of vampires.

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Aido, Kain, Ichijou, Shiki, Rima and (a very terrified) Ruka sat in a circle planning.

"We could smoke them out," Aido suggested but Kain shook his head.

"Do you want to burn this dorm down?" he asked and Aido frowned.

"Yuuki-sama's blood," he said rather loudly and the others stared at each other totally lost. Nothing happened.

"Kaname-sama is still in his secret room," the blonde vampire grumbled to himself and the seriousness of the infestation hit everyone like a fistful of mud (except less gross and well, muddy): Kaname was gone and there was no help from him available.

"Why do we always end up in this room?" asked Shiki irritably. As usual the vampires were hiding in his and Ichijou's room which always seemed to happen when disaster struck.

"Because your room is the safest," Ruka said quickly. As the words slid not-so-gracefully out of her mouth, a gasp came from Aido. The last three sightings had been terrible. But this one was so much worse; the disgusting, appendage-less worm was in Aido's perfect blonde hair and it wasn't alone! No, now there were two worms squirming around and Aido looked ready to cry.

Rima was smirking.

"Just like you said," she said with a chuckle. "The worms always go for the pretty blonde girls." Normally, Aido would've been quite fussy over the fact that Rima had implied that he was a girl and she had quoted him, but she was closest and Aido had the feeling that Rima wouldn't be too inclined to help him out if he was throwing insults at her.

"Get it out!" he begged and Rima made a face. But in her past years, Rima had learned that the best was to overcome your fears was to face them head-on. Or hand-on in this case so with a grimace Rima pulled one out and tossed it out of yet another open window! Odd, how many open windows and perfectly aimed throws there are in this story. Do not let it be forgotten that there was more than one earthworm in Aido's hair. Rima fought a smile. Not that he needed to know that.

Don't tell him she mouthed at everyone else and they nodded.

"Is it out?" Aido demanded furiously.

'Yes, Hanabusa, it's out," Ichijou lied and Ruka kept in mind that Aido's pain was worth her fear. But just barely, she decided.

"Either way this place is also infested so I think we should go to Hanabusa and Akatsuki's room," Ichijou added quickly. Anything to get them out of here. As if the worm understood the perfect timing that had arisen, it chose that second to slide down Aido's shirt much to the amusement of everyone else, especially when he jumped up and hopped around.

"I thought you got it out!" he yelled at Rima while struggling to grab the monster.

"I think it's got a thing for you," Ruka commented innocently and Aido sent her his very worst glare. It continued as thus until Kain showed his cousin a bit of pity and pulled it out throwing it out the same window. See not a different conveniently opened window but the same exact one. Understand? Anyway, they group head off to Kain and Aido's room to hide.

"We still need a plan," Kain said rubbing his forehead. His cousin and Ruka's bickering was incredibly loud and was giving him a headache.

"If we can't burn them then why not freeze them," Ichijou insisted.

"Nah, he would flip out as soon as he saw one and freeze one of us instead," Rima said gesturing to Aido as she spoke. She received a glare from Aido's direction and rolled her eyes. "You know it's true!"

"Maybe we should set a bug trap for them," Kain said thoughtfully.

"Kain that's such a—" Ichijou began but voices interrupted him. Lots and lots of voices actually.

"Stupid idea," Shiki snorted.

"Disgusting idea," Ruka said wincing.

"Lame idea that I didn't come up with," Aido said indignantly.

"Anti-earthworm idea," Rima said and Ichijou scowled.

"I was going to say that's a good idea but we don't know what to bribe them with," he sighed.

"Don't know how to what a what?" a voice asked from the doorway. Yuuki, Zero and Yori stood there watching, Yuuki with concern, Zero with irritation and Yori with sheer boredom.

Yori vaguely wondered how she always seemed to end up in situations like this.

"Earthworms have invaded!" Ruka cried and seized Yori who, not ready for the tug, collapsed to the ground onto Aido messing up his re-done hair. She got up and dusted herself off as if infected. Aido scowled. She was the only girl out there who wouldn't have used that moment to superglue herself to him. He blamed it on Yuuki and Kiryuu's influence.

"You're all scared because of earthworms?" demanded Zero who was snickering shamelessly.

"Shut up, Kiryuu," snapped Aido. "What are they attracted to?" he asked Yori who was also smirking. Yori then cleared her throat.

"Earthworm is the common name used for the largest members of Oligochaeta in the phylum Annelida—" she began but Rima cut her off quickly.

"As great as learning about the creepy crawlies is, it'd be more useful if we could learn how to get rid of them," she said politely. Yori snorted.

"Soil attracts them. Sunlight kills them," she said as if a two year old could've figured this out. "That's probably why they like it in here; this place is cold, dark, filled with vampires and disgusting."

"It isn't disgusting!" exclaimed Aido looking a bit insulted. Yori snorted again.

"Are you blind?" she demanded and Aido looked around. Admittedly, the room was messy but still….

"Are you going to help us or not?" he asked finally and Yori frowned for a moment.

"Alright on one condition," she said.

"ANYTHING!" everyone shouted and Yori smiled devilishly. She named her condition and the room went silent.

"Will you do it, Aido-senpai?" she challenged the vampire and he growled.

"You. Are. On," he declared. Aido would deeply regret it eventually but at the moment, anything seemed good. Besides, if he hadn't the other residents of the Moon dorms would've killed him. Yori smiled dangerously. This was going to be one of the most disgusting things she'd ever done...but it was worth it.

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After I put Yori in as a big part (she doesn't get enough credit in my opinion) I figured that it might be interesting to make it part AidoxYori because I've wanted to do something like that for a while so please put up with it? What's Yori's one condition you may wonder? You can bet that it's gonna be good…. READ AND REVIEEEEEEW!!