All the men are...
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! But I kinda wish I did :P
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Here's some advice for the future. Never, and I mean never ask Uchiha Sasuke if he is gay unless you are Haruno Sakura, because it may very well be the last thing you do.
It was a normal day in Konoha. The wind was blowing, the birds were singing and Naruto was screaming. Yup perfectly normal.
"I swear to god I didn't mean it! Sakura-Chan...HELP ME!!!", said a slightly bruised and electrocuted blonde.
A slightly manic looking, chicken haired, scary red eyed man was standing in front of said blonde and laughing manically.
".!", he said between gritted teeth.
Sakura just sat on the bridge humming a song to herself and imagining her wedding. Yes...Sasuke looks quite fine a tuxedo...or maybe better out of...
"SAKURA-CHAN!!!".
"Naruto! You destroyed my fantasy!", and with that she sent him flying into a near buy tree with a fully charged chakra fist. Regaining her composure she walked back to her place on the bridge and began humming again. Let's just say that even Sasuke had become wary and nicer toward Sakura thanks to her PMSing lately. Of course he would never actually say that to her from fear. He really needed to revive his clan.
By now many ninjas and towns folk had began to gather to find out what all the commotion was about, and the moment the words Sasuke and gay were brought into the argument bids had been started and gossip was spreading like wild-fire.
"Come on Sakura-chan, you've got to admit he's gay. I mean he's never even looked at a girl with interest never mind liking them. But he does 'admire' mens abilities!", Naruto chuckled.
"That does it! I am NOT attracted to Nejis long very well conditioned chestnut coloured hair OR Lees well pronounced muscles and romantic gestures OR Shinos mysterious personality and amazing dress sense OR Shikamarus laid back self, thrown back hair, amazing intelligence and quirky comebacks Or Kakashis...wait why is everyone looking at me like that...!"
Silence
Without warning Naruto screamed, "Why was I not on your gay list!?"
...that was the final straw.
"IM NOT GAY!", Sasuke screamed before chidoring Narutos ass. "I'm gonna-"
"Oh for gods sake Sasuke-kun are you or are you not gay?", Sakura asked arms crossed with a slight tinge of evil Tsunade creeping across her feautures.
Everyone turned to look at Sakura. Did she just say...?" Sakura-chan...are you a lesbian?!"
Thanking you for reading! :D
Its my first one so I;m kinda bad but I'll do better...I swear! :'( XD