Ridiculous things the Cullen's did when they were human.
Chapter 1: Hi, Alice
Mr. and Mrs. Brandon were sitting in their living room reading the paper when their fourteen year old daughter Alice runs in screaming in an Indian costume.
"Hi mom, hi dad!" Alice says.
"Hi Alice." Her parents say without taking their eyes off the paper.
She runs out of the room screaming with her hands above her head.
"What are we going to do with her?" Alice's Mom asks.
"Relax dear, it's just a faze." he replied.
She nodded and continued to read.
Two years later
Alice's parents are sitting in their living room reading the paper when their sixteen year old daughter runs in screaming wearing an Indian costume.
"Hi mom, hi dad!" She squeals.
"Hi Alice." they reply in Unisom.
"Have you seen Cynthia? We're playing cowboys and Indians." She says while bouncing.
"No dear, we haven't." they reply.
"Okay bye." she runs out of the room screaming.
"Give her another year." Her dad says.
Her Mom nods and they continue to read the paper.
Three years later
Mr. and Mrs. Brandon are reading the paper again when their nineteen year old daughter runs in wearing an Indian costume.
"Hi mom hi dad, guess what?" She squeals.
"What Alice?" They reply in the same bored voice as always.
"I can tell the future." She says while doing a pose of a soccer player that just scored a goal.
"That's nice." They say. She runs out of the room screaming.
"I'll call the hospital tomorrow." Her dad says.
She nods.
Present day
Carlisle and Esme are sitting on the couch reading the paper when their adopted daughter runs in screaming in an Indian costume.
"Hi Carlisle, hi Esme!" she squeals.
"Hi Alice." They say.
"Do you know where jasper is? We're playing cow boys and Indians." She asks.
"No." They reply.
"Never mind I just had a vision of him, he's in the bathroom bye." She runs out screaming.
"Don't worry dear, it's just a faze." Carlisle says.
Esme nods.
The end I hope you liked it, I know it was completely inaccurate but what's the fun in accuracy?
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