Normal Just Isn't Normal

by TheGoddessNelexte

Just a series of short drabbles starring your favorite Hetalia characters. There will be short stories, game shows (which I am sorry to say, they are terrible at), and much more! Update times will vary often. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot, dialogue, etc. HAVE FUN! (No characters are listed because 4 isn't enough).

1. Chapter 1

First up- FINISH THAT SENTENCE (this is just an introduction, it will also show you how terrible they are at these game show thingies)

Here is the sentence: This is...

Italy: PASTAAAAA

Me: I wish *cries and remembers there is pasta for dinner tonight*

Germany: My book of rules *Holds up really thick book*

Japan: Some anime or manga

Me: This may be the closest we get

America: I'm the hero! *eats hamburger*

England (aka Mr. Fuzzybrows) : *Sips tea* America, you stupid idiot

France: Ohonhonhon

Me: O.o

Russia: VODKA KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL

China: *stares at cute kitty* Ahhh it's so cute...aru

Belarus: Ohhhh, Russssiiiaa. *Creepy stare*

Russia: *starts crying*

Hungary: DIE! *Hits Prussia with frying pan*

Austria: Plays piano angrily

Me:...Only Austria can speak piano...-_-

Prussia: I am Aweso-

Me: Okay, NEXT!

Romano: Oh, will you-a shut the HELL UP

Finland: MERRYYYYYYY CHRISTMAS!

Me: it's March

Sealand: I...am...a...COUNTRY

*Smack*

*Weird game show stops because of food fight*

Me: BYE GOTTA GO SORRY THERE WASN'T ANY MORE I'M GONNA DIEEEEE *Leaves room*

Told you they were awful. The winner is Japan, since he was the closest

Answer: HETALIA (Major duh)

Buh byeeee,

TheGoddessNelexte