Aye every one who is reading this new story of mine! I got wonderful inspiration (Don't ask how...) for this story after reading this hilarious fic! Laughed my ass off at it... seriously I was rolling on the floor, so I HIGHLY recommend the story 'No one saw this coming' by Gigabomb. Any ways please read and enjoy!

Fyi- This is yaoi so don't like the I suggest you don't read.

Chapter one- Loveless shock

"Okay! Please wait one more time! I really have to pee...! Sorry!" The pink haired girl whined while doing some wacked version of the 'potty dance'.

The brightly annoying blonde complained. "Again Sakura-chan!? That's the... what, seventh time in the last three hours!"

"Come on Naruto... don't ask her questions and let Sakura do her business... I want to get home and relieve some stress. If you know what I mean." The dark eyed Uchiha smirked in the blondes ear, while slipping his pale arms around his waist possessively.

The silver haired, pervert of a sensei was raising his eyebrows questionably at each of his students actions.

Naruto noticed this.

"Ahh Sasuke! Not in public, and not in front of sensei either! I cant be getting a boner here of all places so stop talking into my ear like that!" Naruto pulled out of his lovers grasp.

"Naruto, I get why you would hold off in public... But why are you so embarrassed about Kakashi seeing?" The Uchiha asked, rather annoyed.

"Its not anything special... I would just rather not get into that subject with sensei. If he asked questions about how we screw each other then I might die." Naruto shivered at the thought.

And with that comment, the masked nin crept up behind the blonde. "So Naruto... When you guys do it, who is on top?"

"Whhhhhaaaaaa! Sesnei! Why would you ask something like that!?" The flustered blonde fell onto the ground from freight and embarrassment.

Sasuke chuckled. "Shouldn't that be obvious? Of course I'm seme."

"Ahh that's what I thought." Kakashi said in an all too cheery voice.

"Of course- wait what?! What the hell is that suppose to mean sensei?!" Naruto yelled, even more red than before.

The silver haired man walked over and patted the top of Narutos head. "Calm down Naruto. It's just a simple statement from simply observing your relationship with Sasuke is all."

'Kakashi is touching my property with out my permission again...'

The all too touchy sensei looked up to the Uchihas glare. "What's up with the face Sasuke? Something hit a... nerve by any chance?"

Sasuke was about to retort, when Kakashi did something only the bravest soul would do when being glared at by such evilness.

"Naruto-kun! Your just so adorable when I talk about sex with you!" The fearless copy nin wrapped his arms fully around the poor blondes waist while giving him a sweet kiss on his beat red cheeks, while falling on him. With his mask on of course.

The evil aura around the pissed rebel made birds drop dead from surrounding trees.

"Get your hands... and body... off my property!" The Uchiha grabbed the collar of the frozen blondes jacket and tore him out of Kakashis taunting but warm embrace.

"Sorry! I'm back! I really don't know whats wrong with me lately, but i'm pretty sure that much pee is not normal." Sakura was smiling apoligetically, as she felt the sudden shock of tension going through the air.

"S-Sakuraaaa-chhaaaannnnn! Save meeeee!" The whimpering blonde hid behind the strength monstrosity known as the pink haired medic.

Obviously wanting to change the topic and situation, Kakashi brought up something heart stopping. "Sakura, think about it. You have had to pee allot recently, not to mention the wild cravings we all witnessed yesterday. Do you think that maybe your..."

At this moment, the pink haired girl stopped trying to pry the useless lump of blonde shinobi from her legs, and froze.

"Ahhum... N-no that's not possible! Not at all! I-I din't even have sex with guys!" Sakuras bewildered green eyes meet with the dark Uchihas.

Sasukes eyes went colder than normal as he looked away.

"What? What in the world are you talking about? Sensei! You never finished the sentence!? Why stop at the end!" Naruto had his arms wrapped around Sakuras neck and shoulders, while standing to the side of her.

Kakashi sighed with a look in his gray eyes that said 'How did I raise such an oblivious and idiotic student...' "I asked Sakura if she thinks there is a possibility, of her being pregnant?"

Naruto looked at his best friend. "Sakura? I thought you and granny had a thing going on for the past year?"

The pink haired girl went wide eyed as she punched the blonde straight into the ground. "How many times have I told you not to call her granny! Me and Tsunade are in a relationship! There is nothing, grannyish about her! Her looks are young looking and the skills she posses are good in more than one way."

"Whaaaa! Sorry Sakura-chaaaan! That hurt..." The blonde held at his head where she furiously punched him.

Sakura sighed and helped him back up. "Sorry. But seriously... call her granny in front of me again and I will bury you alive."

"Ahh.. okay! I shall refrain! But now that were on the subject of pregnancy, Sakura-chan aren't you a week late for your period?" The blonde looked at her shocked face.

"Naruto... that's right..." Her eyes poured over with guilt as she looked to Sasuke once again.

"Why does Sakura keep looking at Sasuke? And why is he avoiding eye contact with her?" Kakashi was considering everything seriously.

"This is just a bunch of coincidences happening at once. Nothing to worry about, right? Since you are in a committed relationship with Hokage-sama. So lets just go home already." Sasuke seemed to give the green eyed girl a stale but reassuring face, but Sakura could feel the burning anger behind his words, and see it in his eyes.

"Yes... this seems too suspicious. What if Sasuke and Sakura... No, Naruto and Sakura are best friends. She wouldn't betray him like that, would she?" Kakashi started walking first, with the sudden feeling of murder surrounding his body.

"Aye sensei, are you okay?" The nervous blonde went touch the copy nins shoulder.

But a feeling like a spark of electricity shot his hand back.

Kakashi looked over with a smile in his eye. "I'm fine Naruto. Just filled with the sparking enthusiasm of how much my bed must miss me!"

"Yeah, I can tell! It felt like there was a barrier around you or something. It literately shocked me!" The bouncing blonde was yelling accusingly at his sensei.

The silver haired nin looked behind them and saw Sakura walking next to the Uchiha.

"Sasuke-kun... do you think...?" The pink haired girls face was all twisted and in knots.

The Uchiha looked at her with dead eyes. "I love Naruto... and you do too. Just remember that, and remember his smiling face."

He walked away from the almost crying girl.

"I-I don't know what to do... I need to speak with Shizune immediately " Sakura was thrown out of her confused thoughts by an arm around her shoulders.

"Sakura-chan, it will be okay... don't worry. If you didn't sleep with a guy then it shouldn't be possible!" The blonde walked slowly beside her.

"Yeah... if I didn't sleep with a guy, huh. Naruto your having a sleep over at my place tonight... We haven't had one of our nights for about a month." Sakura was looking to the ground, as she felt the grasp around her waist and her feet lift of the ground.

Naruto lifted his best friend over his head and sat her on his shoulders. Her thighs on each side of his blonde locks.

"Aye Naruto...! What are you doing!?" The green eyed medic held on tightly to his jacket.

"You seem upset, so this should cheer you up like it did last time! And of course! I will bring the ramen! You set out some movies and we can talk all night if you want, Sakura-chan." The blonde eagerly caught up to the raven boy and his perverted sensei.

"Ohh Naruto... you are so great to me." There was a warm feeling filling her chest as she wiped the one escaped prisoner from her eye.

"Naruto... The only time you are suppose to put your head, in between someones thighs is when they are my thighs. So put her down." The raven demanded with a hint of jealously.

Naruto held her tighter. "Sasuke... It's only been a week since we did it last! Don't be getting like this already, or I will hold out on you."

Back at the leaf village... :)

There was a knock on Shizunes office door at the hospital. "Come in."

Sakura walked in through the door pale as snow, and sweat drops going down her face. Followed by a yawning blonde.

"Sakura? why are you here? Did something happen? Also, why is Naruto here?" She held a worried expression, and the happy looking pig in her lap.

"Shizune... I..." Naruto grabbed the nervous girl hand and tightly squeezed it. "I might be pregnant and I want you to check me out. This has to be a secret, Shizune."

The black haired lady looked at Sakura with confusion as a jolt of reality kicked in. "Sakura... you didn't...?"

"Shizune I'm sorry! But please don't let Tsunade know about it yet!" Sakura was on the ground begging like a pink poodle after bacon.

Shizune stood up and shook her head in disbelief. "Naruto... don't tell me you are the father?"

The blonde jumped out of his skin. "AYYYEEEEEE! Don't even dare! I'm a full fledged player for the ball and stick team! I don't do melons! Plus, I wouldn't do that with Sakura-chan while she is with granny because, well granny has a temper."

"Then what all do you know about this situation?" Shizunes stare was stern and very, unwelcoming.

A cold shutter went through Narutos spine. "Ahh well not much. Sakura-chan hasn't told me any thing yet besides that she might be pregnant. So I came here with her for support! Even if every one else turns against her, I will still be beside her side."

Sakura looked up at Naruto with teary eyes. "Naruto..."

Shizune roughly pulled Sakura off the floor. "Okay I will check you out. So come on."

They all three walked out the door, heading to a private area.

In the Hokaga building-

"Kakashi, Sasuke? Back from your mission I suppose... Where is Sakura and Naruto?" The blonde lady stood up at her desk looking around them.

"Sorry hokage-sama. Sakura pulled Naruto off to the hospital for some reason. But we are here to turn in the mission statement." Kakashi handed in a paper, while glancing at Sasuke.

"This sucks... Me and that idiot blonde were going to screw till we both dropped tonight. But that damned girl took him to stay with her." The Uchiha looked over annoyed with his arms crossed.

Kakashi chuckled. "Damn Sasuke. You would think that Naruto hadn't let you get any in a month or so, from how anxious you are about getting in his pants."

The raven scowled at him. "At least I'm getting some ass. Unlike you, Kakashi."

"Now, now Sasuke. Who says I'm not getting any?" The jounin said in a mocking voice.

The brown eyed woman finished reading the paper over. "Okay boys, calm your selves. How about we agree that every one in the room is getting some tail, kay?"

They both simultaneously pictured an image of her and Sakura in their perverted minds.

The expression of absolute bliss covering Sakuras flustered face as Tsunade suckled on her tiny breasts. And let her hand travel down the pink haired girls stomach delicately. "T-Tsunade-saammmaaa!"

Sasuke shook his head. "No... that's not my type of scene."

Kakashi started to leave the room. "If only Sakura was replaced with a certain blonde, and hokage-sama replaced with me. Now that's a cock twitching image."

Back at the hospital-

Shizune had a glare in her eyes as she turned the machine off.

Sakura was crying into her knees.

Naruto was holding her soft hand.

"You are about three weeks along, and you wont be able to keep this from her for very long." The angry lady left the room, with the pig snorting behind her.

"Sakura-chan... lets go home, okay? We can watch sad romantic movies, and if you want... then you can tell me what happened." Naruto picked his best friend up and carried her out the door.

"Wait... Naruto, I must tell Tsunade. I love her, and this will be something that she will hate me for... especially after she finds out who the father is." Sakura crawled out of the blondes welcoming arms and walked away with out another word.

"Sakura-chan... I hope everything turns out okay. But I have a bad feeling about this... wheres Kakashi sensei?" The blonde started out towards his senseis apartment.

As the blonde ran hurriedly past the hokage building, he saw a silver head at the office window.

"Sensei!" Naruto had jumped up there with him. "Reading your porn I see..."-

Naruto came to a sudden stop as his eyes focused on something in the window.

"Naruto, what is it?" Kakashi peeked in to see Sakura with tears in her eyes.

The blonde bent below the window and pulled the sexy jounin down too.

"You see, Sakura is pregnant with some guys baby... and she is telling granny about it now. So I came looking for you to talk to you about it because I have a bad feeling about this." Naruto pulled his sensei further down, so they couldn't see his spiky hair through the window.

Kakashi being the super sneaky and sexy jounin that he is, unnoticeable, pulled the window open a crack so they could hear.

On the other side of the window-

Sakura had tears flooding through her eyes. "Tsunade... I'm so terribly sorry... I did something horrible, and I hope that you can forgive me..."

Her brown eyes narrowed. "Sakura, what did you do?"

She looked up at her lover. "I-I cheated on you... and I'm pregnant as evidence."

The sudden rage filled woman threw her desk through the wall. "SAKURA, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

The startled pink haired girl fell backwards. "I-I'm so sorry... I didn't mean for it to happen! I swear... It was just..."

"So... who is the father?" The intense anger coming from the woman was enough to shatter the windows behind her.

"Uhmm it's..." Sakura sputtered nervously.

The raven glared down at Sakura. "Don't say anything."

"Naruto!" Kakashi pushed Naruto down, covering him.

The blonde opened his startled eyes to see a green vest. "Sensei! Are you okay!?"

Kakashis face was bent right next to Narutos. The sexy jounin had shards of the window penetrating his body randomly.

"That's my line. Any ways are you okay?" Kakashi pulled a piece from the side of his face.

"Yes I'm fine! But you cant be fine because there is glass all over you! And the pieces of glass aren't even small!" The blonde stood up and scolded his sensei.

"Don't worry, It's just a couple scratches is all." The silver haired man noticed the blood on his students arm.

"That's allot more than a couple scratches!" Naruto felt the pain in his arm and the heart breaking words from the room.

Sakura had her eyes closed from fear. "The father is Sasuke! But please believe me when I say this"-

"What did you just say?" The crystal blue eyes were looking back and forth from his best friend to his boyfriend.

"N-Naruto... I..." Sakura stood up, unable to function properly at this.

"Dammit, Naruto I can explain." Sasuke started to walk towards the blonde.

Kakashi grabbed Narutos hand a pulled him from there sight. "Come on Naruto... I'll take you to my place."

The silver haired man looked back with anger filled eyes. Daring them to try and get Naruto.

The Uchiha ran out the window. "Naruto!"

"No... just no... not right now...Sasuke..." The blonde had a tear come to the corner of his hurt eyes. "Sensei... lets go."

The jounin obeyed the pained blondes request. "Okay."

Well there we go! Please review! Than you for reading!