Peter and Sasha couldn't believe this. Fury was being such a.. Such a butt face. It wasn't like they had seriously hurt or killed anyone yet. But no he still went all angry bossman (he was fury-ous!) on them and now they had to write a rules list of things they were not allowed to do.
Like they would really follow them anyway. Peter and Sasha exchanged looks.
"Challenge excepted!"
1) If your going to skip school your going to be caught... Eventually..
(How was I supposed to know they were watiing for us at Starbucks- Sasha)
(They glared at us, grabbed us by the ear, and dragged us back- Peter)
(So close! Oh so close!- Sasha)
2) You know your guardians scare certain people. Especailly after New York. Don't use it to your advantage!
(So I got introuble at school and the teacher needed my legal guardians name. So I gave him this creepy look and said in a creepy voice "Loki Laufeyson" Then proceeded to laugh insanely.. His face was hilarious! I didn't get introuble!- Sasha)
(Yah until Loki found out!-Peter)
(Shut up Bug Man-Sasha)
3) I'm not allowed to host costume parties on Halloween.
(Bruce showed up as Spider-man and Peter was Hulk... Oh very original guys! Note the sarcasm?-Sasha)
(I would have won to if you didn't cheat!-Peter)
(It's not my fault I make a pretty convincing Zombie-Sasha)
(I was so proud-Loki)
(I'm surrounded by a bunch of cheaters!-Peter)
4) My "abilities" are to be used to do good. Not get stuff I want.
(I'm a shapeshifter! It's what I do!-Sasha)
(YEAH! R-rated movie here we come- Peter)
5)I will not make fun of other peoples names.
(Fury-ous!-Sasha)
6)The following are not allowed to be used as battle cries
"This is where we fight, this is where they die!"
(I shouted this when we went to battle against Dr. Doom and his minions-Peter)
(Should have seen Dooms face!-Sasha)
"Oh don't those Banners look nice!"
(Ironically we were all looking at these huge banners made by the enemy. How ever Bruce gave me a weird look when I said it allowed.. Peter hit me over the head... I was talking about the posters people!-Sasha)
"Just Ice for Justice!"
(Loki shouted this once... I never got it until now... He was in Jotun form during the battle! I randomly laughed when we were in a meeting. Loki smiled down at me and ruffled my hair while I shouted 'I GET IT! JUST ICE FOR JUSTICE! I GET IT!' although Fury wasn't very happy-Sasha)
"Give him a good sporking!"
(Surprisingly it was Hawkeye who said this... At the moment he was still in the middle of eating his half eaten peice of cake and threw his spork at the villain. We died from laughter!-Peter)
"WHY DO I LET YOU GUYS TALK ME INTO THESE THINGS!"
(Loki: Some how Stark had convinced Sasha to turn into a werewolf... It was actually really cute to see!)
(Yah until I got stuck like that! The worst part was I was invited to a pool party the same day and I couldn't change back!- Sasha)
(Tony:Here fido here boy)
(Shut up tin can-Sasha)
And the list goes on and on and on!
7) No one is permitted to ujmp off the helicarrier over the ocean
(GERONIMOOOOOO!-Sasha)
(Tony: "Billionaires first!" Then proceeds to jump off teh side)
(Clint: "BELLY FLOP!")
(That was a fun day!-Peter)
8) Following Rule #7, No one is permitted to jump off the helicarrier ANYWHERE!
(Loki wanted to teach me how to morph into a bird mid air... I couldn't though-Sasha)
(It's like bungee jumping!-Peter)
(TALK ABOUT ADRENALINE RUSH FROM HELL! Then proceeds to jump off with Thor... Loki wasn't a happy camper!-Sasha)
9) Yes. Parent teacher conferences should be brought up to your Parents attention
(I was failing mythology! And they called Loki! I don't think they thoguht it was really him because when we showed up I think the teacher wet himself! I still got grounded for my failing grade though...-Sasha)
(My gym teacher almost made Bruce Hulk out!-Peter)
10) All these rules are to be followed. As well as future ones.
(Haha! AS IF!- Sasha)
(Bring it on! Challenge accepted!-Peter)
So tell me what you thought! If you have any rule idea's just let me know no matter how many! I hope I did ok!
AN: Sasha is my OC. She used to be Peters friend before he was adopted by Bruce! She is a shapeshifter and was adopted by Loki. I'm making a profile for her and will be up on my bio page soon!