Disclaimers: Don't own Gundam Wing. Don't own Veggie Tales.
I realize by now that you are seeing a pattern with my parodies… but I blame it all on my Larry the Cucumber shirt. I swear it's the one making me do it!
*NEW* Gundam Wing Theme Song
(Weird Veggie Tales parody to "Veggie Tales Theme Song")
By: Chibi Megami
[A white room is visible and then Duo's head appears. He bounces out with a tuba and begins to play…]
(Tuba Tune: Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom. Bom Bom Bom Bom. *this repeats over and over*)
[Slowly the other G-Boys walk into the room blinking at the tuba-playing Duo]
Wufei: If you like to talk about justice!
Heero: If a self-destruction can make you smile.
Quatre: If you like to waltz with Shinigami!
Trowa: And listen to musical duets for a while.
Duo: *stops playing* HAVE WE GOTTA SHOW FOR YOU!!!
Other 4: *nods* (A large screen slowly scrolls down behind them)
Duo: *begins to play again, the same tune as mentioned before*
Heero: Gundam Wi~ng.
[On the screen behind them a scene flash of Heero telling Relena "Omae o korosu" appears then dissolves]
Wufei: Gundam Wi~ng.
[Again on the screen a scene flashes of Heero and Duo leaping from the hospital Duo rescued Heero from, then like the scene before it, it also dissolves]
Trowa: Gundam Wi~ng.
[Scene flash of Heero's infamous leg setting appears then dissolves]
Quatre: Gundam Wiii~iing!
[The scene of Quatre's and Trowa's Violin/Flute duet flashes on the screen then dissolves away]
Heero: Gundam Wi~ng.
[Next scene flash of Heero self-detonating Wing, the flash of shock/pain of the others and then it too dissolves]
Wufei: Gundam Wi~ng.
[Scene flash of Tallgeese II exploding, and Wufei's tears then dissolves]
Trowa: Gundam Wi~ng.
[Scene flash of Trowa laughing when Heero tells him "Dying Hurts like Hell" it dissolves]
Quatre: Gun-dam Wiiii~iiing!
[Final scene flash of Zero blowing up Libra before reaching earth]
(The screen then scrolls back up when it starts to show yaoi-shows of 1x2/2x1 and 3x4/4x3 activity, leaving the pilots more than a little distressed)
[Chibi: XD Oops?]
Heero: *glares* blowing up bases, guns in your faces
There's no traces…
All (but Duo): GUNDAM WING!
Wufei: Kushrenada, Marquise-sama
*smirks* Baka onnas…
All (but Duo): GUNDAM WING!
Quatre: War and Peace!
It's so sweet!
Can't be beat!
All (but Duo): GUNDAM WING!
[The whole cast of Gundam Wing appears and joins in the singing. Duo, who's STILL playing the tuba raises an eye-brow at the lot of characters, he then gets smacked and begins to play faster]
Whole Cast of GW (but Duo): There's never ever
Ever ever been an anime like
Gundam Wing!
Superman and Batman
Could never top
Gundam Wing!
It's time for Gundam WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
[Duo, unable to take a breath plays faster yet. The whole crew keeps holding out the final note, Duo's face begins to turn bright red from lack of air and his eyes widen impossibly wider than ever thought possible. Pupils shrinking to mere dots he plays the final note before falling over breathless. All eyes turn to him.]
Heero: O_O Duo?!
Duo: @_@
Everyone else: O.o;;;