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Jacob Short (proper noun)- I was born. Then, I became "Big Nigga 5." Even though I was white, people still called me "niggis." Then, there came a time when a student tried to jump off the school building, but I saved him with m . Then, I killed him anyways with an ice pick and red wine. The wine of course was to dump in his eyeholes. The media went on to make a documentary on killing people with niggis powers. I decided to commit genocide against my own people, the frog people. I used my frog powers to kill all the frog people and then I ruled the land which they once had. The scorched land smelled of chicken wangs because frogs are actually just tiny green jump chickens. The United States Government tried to overthrow me, but I banished them to the outskirts where those icky toad people live. Damn bumpy brown dry land frogs that pee on people. That's all they are. Later, I invited people into my newly aquired lands where they lived in frog harmony for the rest of their days. I later became known as a legend. I made my people eat worms and bugs like me. The people praised me, and taught the future generations of me in their history books. They built statues of me. My favorite one is me catching a fly with my tounge. To this day, frogs no longer exist thanks to me. Consider yourself lucky, unless you're craving frog legs for whatever reason.