I'm Bored

by JinxKatKazama

This is just purely random of what the Kane chronicle charecters do when they're bored, you will also learn that it's not just Set who can cause chaos and up first it's the man, err god, of the moment, it's SET! Chapter 2 up, it's ANUBIS AND HORUS!

1. Set

I'm Bored

A/N: OK it's in Set's POV and Nephthys, Isis and Horus have their own bodies for now and Ra isn't Senile

Disclaimer: I don't own anything

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I was sitting on the couch next to Nephthys and I was bored out of my head

She was surfing the web on her laptop that the Kane girl got her

So she was surfing like Ra, the Kane boy, Sobek and Isis while Anubis, the Kane girl and Horus texted

Thoth as usual had is overlarge beak stuck in a big dusty book, one that I wouldn't even bother looking at

I started poking Nephthys repeatedly who snapped

"SET! What do you want?"

"I'm bored" I said sheepishly

"Well entertain yourself or something" she snapped

I grumbled to myself

I looked at Isis who was next to me on the other side and I was going to say something when she cut across

"Don't even think about it"

I groaned

"But I'm bored"

She ignored me

Bored

Bored

Bored

Bored

Bored

But then suddenly I had an awesome idea

I ran to the window and yelled at the top of my voice

"LOOK ITS BULLWINKLE, THE MOOSE!"

Everyone ran outside to see and I locked the door and there was a lot of yelling

"SET, OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!" Sobek hollered

"SET IF OU TOUCH MY PHONE I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL" the Kane girl yelled

"SET, OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR NOW!" the Kane boy bellowed

"SET OPEN THIS GODDAMN STUPID DOOR BEFORE I EXILE YOU SO FAR IN THE DUAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RE-SURFACE FOR A THOUSAND MILLENIA" Horus bellowed

"I'll open this door in an hour and everything will be safe!" I yelled over the din

"You swear on your secret name?" the Kane girl asks

"And my mother's starry elbows" I say and I get to work

I summon bright red paint, a disco ball, and lava lamps in bright florescent colours, disco lights, huge stereos, navy blue paint, paint brushes and a lot of newspaper

First I cover up the window they forgot with newspaper, I do the same with the couches and the floor

I stuff their laptops and phones and Thoth's book in the closet in a jumble and I grab a paintbrush and the blue paint and I paint eh entire room with it and summon a good wind to dry it and it didn't blow the newspapers everywhere

I then get the bright red paint and paint it crisscrossed over the blue paint and leave it dry as I set up the disco ball, the disco lights and the lava lamps

It looks perfect, now for the music

I summoned a disc with all my favourite songs on

Shakira- waka waka and whenever wherever

Rihanna- Don't stop the music, Umbrella and who's that chick

I also have Saturday Night, It's a Tragedy, Walking on Sunshine, and I believe I can fly

Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

Wake up and So Yesterday by Hillary Duff

Baby and Black and Yellow by Justin Bieber

And I've also got my all time favourite track: Stayin' Alive

I summon red Kool Aid, my favourite drink and Lobster cut up into little sandwiches, my favourite food

I take off all the newspaper and I turn my red cloths into my favourite red sparkly Elvis disco suit and I send a message to everyone telling them to come

They come in a big group into the room

Everything is dark

"Um…Set?" the Kane boy asks

Don't stop the music by Rihanna blares out of the stereos; I turn the disco ball and lights on

"What in the world" Anubis says and Ra catches sight of me and asks me

"Set what in the world are you wearing?"

I grin and yell

"IT'S DISCO TIME!"

The next day all I remember from the disco was Isis running around being chased by Leroy, the Set Animal, Ra sitting down meditating, the Kane children listening to their iPods as they found my music horrible

Thoth was hitting Sobek on the head with his book because Sobek was drunk and was giggling

Nephthys was trying to subdue Leroy with spells but they had no effect

I also remember laughing around and staggering out into Brooklyn singing `Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star` at the top of my voice

I was arrested and today Ra had to come and get me out and I was in big trouble

Bummer

I wasn't allowed to have any more discos and I was grounded by my mom

Bummer

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Sylvie (Me): So Set is banned from holding discos and his mother is making him stay without Kool Aid for a century

Set: There is no way in the DUAT that I will stay separated from my beloved Kool Aid

Sylvie: *Whispers to Anubis* I am so getting my camera out and filming this

Anubis: *Whispers back* Same here

Set: *Goes down on one knee* Kool Aid, Kool Aid! Where art thou, Fair Kool Aid?

Nephthys: *Giggles uncontrollably*

Isis: What in the world?

Ra: Set is so passionate when it comes to Kool Aid; he simply adores it just as he adores chocolate

Sylvie: *Perks up* Set loves chocolate?

Ra: He adores it

Sylvie: Horus, can you summon a box of chocolates, I so wanna make fun of Set

Horus: Of course *Hands her a box of chocolates*

Sylvie: Oh Set!

Set *Stops doing Romeo and Juliet references to him and Kool Aid and looks at her*

Sylvie: Look what I've got, Chocolate, you wannit? Sit!

Set: *Goes Moony eyes at the sight of the box of chocolates and sits*

Sylvie: *Still filming* Roll over!

Set: *Rolls over*

The Rest: *Cracking up*

Sylvie: Do a back flip

Set: *Does a back flip*

Sylvie: Good Set! Here ya go *Tosses him the box of chocolates*

Set: *Starts confessing his love to the chocolates*

Sylvie: *Still filming*

Set: What? You don't love me? I'm getting a divorce from you, chocolate *Walks away and sits in the corner*

Sylvie: *Still filming*

Set: *Looks longingly back at the chocolate and runs back to it and scoops it up in his arms and says* I couldn't stay away either! I love you chocolate!

Sylvie: *Stops filming and posts it on YouTube*

Sylvie: Horus, can you do the review thingy

Horus: I command you to review otherwise my godly wrath will rain down on your souls and Set will pelt you with the Chocolates he's divorced

Everyone: Bye

Apophis: Hey! What about me?

Everyone: *Screams and goes into battle mode but stop to stare at Sylvie and Apophis*

Sylvie: *Whacks Apophis on the head with a wooden mallet again and wrestles him to the ground*

Apophis: *Turns into Snake form*

Sylvie: *Ties him in a knot*

Apophis: Ow! That hurt woman! Geez I just wanted to say hi

Sylvie: A likely story you fiend!

Horus: Wow, Anubis have you still got your camera on?

Anubis: Yup

Horus: Sylvie, you're my new favourite person

Anubis: Same here

Set: NO! Don't melt chocolate! I need you with me!

Everyone: *Stares at Set*

Apophis: *Trying to wriggle out of the knot*

Sylvie: Oh no you don't! I am so glad I wore my combat boots today! *Stomps on Apophis*

Anubis: *Still filming*

Sylvie: In your face Apopiss! I'm sorry Apophiss!

Horus: Reveiw! I order you to!