Hi! I know almost nobody reads these, but if you are, hello! This is my first story ever. I know that not many people are obsessed with The Suite Life series anymore, but I was watching reruns of it and remembered why I love it. This is a story based off a video I found on Youtube. I was reading through the comments and saw someone said, "This should be a fanfic." So, here is my version of "Zack and Cody – I'm only Human AU" (Link to video watch?v=ErrCzg4tpEk )


11 year Cody Martin stumbled through the door of the diner, struggling to the lady in black. He fell, grabbing the table for support. He was dully aware of people asking him if he was alright. Cody ignored them, and pushed himself onwards. His long black hair was in his face, and he was struggling to breathe. He stumbled again, this time holding onto a built-in bin. He took a deep breath, and surged on. He reached the lady, grabbed her sleeve and said, "It's poison," and collapsed in a heap on the ground.


"ZACK!"

15 year old Zack Martin woke with a start. It was the beginning of science of the S.S Tipton, and Zack had fallen asleep. "What? Oh. Sorry Miss Tutweiller." The red headed teacher was glaring at him. Zack tried to look sheepish. And guilty. At the same time. Miss Tutweiller seemed satisfied, as she began the lesson. "Today, we will be starting a new topic. This topic will last about two weeks, and you will all have to do a presentation on it, which will be graded." Everyone groaned at the thought of having to do a presentation. Except for Bailey Pickett, a bright, attractive kind girl who happened to love school, and was very smart. Bailey raised her hand. "Miss Tutweiller, what's the topic?" Miss Tutweiller looked at Bailey happily, glad that someone wanted to learn. "This topic is all about twins." Miss Tutweiller exclaimed happily. At this, Zack almost fell out of his chair. Twins? Zack felt sick. Ever since Cody had… no. Zack refused to think about it. Zack avoided all topics related to brothers and twins.

Zack felt sick. He raised his hand and said, "Miss Tutweiller? I feel sick. Can I please go to the sick bay?" Miss Tutweiller looked at him with a look that said, seriously? "No, Zack. This is just one of your silly excuses to leave class. You are not excused. I will make sure you will do this presentation and attend every single lesson." Zack looked mortified. He looked over at London, his eyes clearly showing a pleading look to get her to help Zack out of this mess. Why did Zack use that excuse so many times? "Miss Tutweiller? What if Zack is actually sick? I think I should take him to the sick bay." Miss Tutweiller laughed humourlessly and said, "No no. I see what you're doing. You will stay."

Miss Tutweiller continued with the lesson, and Zack began to feel more and more ill. Finally, Miss Tutweiller said, "People say that twins get along better with each other more so than with ordinary siblings. Yes, Bailey?" Bailey had her hand up in the air. "Well, Miss Tutweiller, I disagree. I have twin sisters, and they hate each other. They hate sharing and how they look alike. Just because some people are twins, it doesn't mean that they get along better than if they were regular siblings." Bailey finished with a smug look, as if she had just said that she proved everyone in the universe wrong. Zack looked at her, horrified. How could she say that? She wasn't a twin, and her sisters are one set of twins. He and Cody got along with each other and had a special bond and Bailey… one of his best friends just offended him in the worst way possible. Zack felt dizzy and lightheaded. "Zack, what's wrong? It's not like Bailey offended your great ancestors or anything." Miss Tutweiller said. London looked at him, looking horrified. She knew what Bailey just said would do damage to Zack. Zack looked pleadingly at Miss Tutweiller, trying to send her a signal so he could leave. But Miss Tutweiller didn't understand his look, and out of the blue to everyone in that class, Zack threw up all over his desk.


To be continued...

Thanks for reading guys, gals and non-binary pals! :3