A/N: This is the sequel to The Grand Tour of Oklahoma. It's also a half crossover with Stargate SG-1 but I'm only using the Goa'uld in this story.

Prologue

"So, Jenny's first excursion in time and space!" the Doctor said while he, Rose and Jenny stood around the console. "And a cracker, I must admit! Ancient Egypt! Sun, sand and temperatures that are still blazing hot but at least some homosexual isn't trying to mount me."

"Ah, Doctor, we shoulda taken Terrance with us," Rose said. "Maybe the Egyptians would have a magic spell that would rid him of his demon."

"And I wanted to see how long it would take before Suri ended up in Egyptian prison," Jenny added.

"Nope, not thinking about them anymore," the Doctor said. "Now…Normally we just go as is but I think this time we need to dress for comfort since we will be in a desert environment."

"We were in a desert environment before and you didn't say to change clothes," Rose said.

"Because I had no idea it would be hotter than Hell and damnation," the Doctor said. "But now we have advanced warning so to the wardrobe room, my companions."

They walked out of the console room and the Doctor showed them the wardrobe room.

"TARDIS, give my companions something appropriate to wear for Ancient Egypt. Circa 1329 B.C. Okay, the TARDIS should have some clothes for you on the second level of the wardrobe room. Up you go!"

Rose and Jenny climbed the winding stairs while the Doctor followed behind them. They went past the first level which was men's clothes and went to the second level. They saw some clothes laid out for them on a wooden table in the center of the room. There were some white linen dresses and leather sandals. The girls took off their clothes and tried on the dresses, slipping the readymade dressed down over their heads and straightening them until the bottom of the dresses came to just above their knees. Then they put the sandals on and admired each other.

"Wait, we don't get one of those elaborate Egyptian head gear that must weigh 50 pounds?" Jenny said.

"Nah, I wouldn't want to wear that, would you?" Rose said.

They went downstairs to the men's level and paused when they saw the Doctor. He had nothing on except for a heavy linen loincloth and leather sandals.

"Wow, they'll be able to see that white body across the Egyptian desert," Jenny said.

"Oi," the Doctor said while she and Rose giggled. "I think I look quite brilliant in this."

"I think you look quite naked in it," Jenny said.

"Not naked, I have my loincloth, see? But you two…"

He walked over and admired them.

"You two will be the jewels of the Egyptian desert," he said when he finished walking around them.

"Thanks but…won't we be noticed?" Jenny said. "I mean, we're not exactly Egyptian."

"Ah, but there were foreigners who visited so we'll simply tell anyone who asks we're visiting," the Doctor said. "Don't worry; contrary to reports, Cairo was actually quite cosmopolitan. People from all over Africa and the known world came to trade and view the pyramids and sphinx which were already centuries old by Tut's time. We won't draw too much notice, trust me. Now…shall we go down to the console room and prepare?"

Jenny nodded. She turned and went down the stairs but she got halfway down before she realized that the Doctor and Rose weren't following her. She started to go back upstairs, figuring the Doctor wasn't finished briefing them yet when she heard kissing sounds and Rose letting out a soft moan.

"You are beautiful," she heard the Doctor saying softly. "My little Egyptian princess."

Jenny raised her eyebrow when she heard more kissing.

"I knew it," Jenny said to herself.

Jenny could see signs of an attraction between them but now she had confirmation. She thought it strange that her friend was in love with an alien but she also could see why she had fallen for him since he was attractive. She was happy that the two of them had each other, even though it was an unconventional relationship. She decided to go downstairs before they saw her and she quickly hurried down the rest of the stairs so she could wait for them to finish.