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Intro:
Well there's a first time for everything right? RIGHT! This is the brain child of myself (Tora) and my best friend (jan 2.0). It came about from us asking a lot of what if's, what if this happened there, what if that happened instead. And thus Opps came into being, this is my (Tora) first time at a true crossover (HKC doesn't count! ' it's got way too many crossovers in it to hold true to any one, or two for that matter, story) so hope you like it!
Tora note: to my loyal readers…'bows profusely' I haven't forgotten my promise of five chps! I haven't I swear! They're coming, RL has been harsh I've got quite a few written and plan to kick them out soon 'more bowing'
Jan 2.0 AN: ;waves at Tora reviewers; I assume some of you know me, I used to be BB2 and I beta for Tora, I changed the name a bit ago. ;shrugs; This is also my first official crossover and my first ever collaboration, so be gentle. We're both running other fictions so I'm sorry to say this does not take precedent over my other story, I will try to update and keep up with Tora but my other story come first. ;winces as my reviewers throw things at me; They waited two years for a chapter so yeah… think they deserve it. Anywho, enjoy the insanity that is me and her.
Disclaimer: Neither of us own anything here… except for our own individual creative geniuses. 'sage nod'
Warnings: Okay, these are courtesy of jan 2.0, if I write it there WILL be slash/yaoi, not too much in the first couple chapters but it'll show up. And of course there will probably be some cursing, sarcasm, and OOCness all around.
Boom Baby - Chapter 1
Naruto left the hospital angrily, the fight he had just had with his team mate had left him frustrated and annoyed. The teme was getting more and more prickly, you'd think that after all they'd gone through together during the chunin exams that he would lighten up, but no let it not be said that Uchiha Sasuke did not have a stick up his ass.
Scowling the blond shinobi leapt off of the roof top he was on and landed on the road that lead out of the village, he picked up his pace to a sprint. Leaning forward to gain more speed he glared at the passing villagers that seemed to either scowl at him or turn away in fear.
Shaking his head to clear it Naruto took a sharp right turn going from the paved road to the dirt road that merged with it, and following said dirt road into the forest where it lead. Racing farther into the forest he continued to run making it to a clearing just as the sun began to set.
Coming to a skidding halt he blinked cerulean eyes and wiped the sweat from his brow. This clearing was clearly used for training. The trees were scarred as if they had regularly been mauled by sharp, pointy objects. The ground was littered with craters where the grass seemed to have been dug up, and there were clearly signs of explosions in some areas.
Sighing Naruto cracked his neck and flexed his arms up over his head, linking his hands and turning them out so that they stretched completely. Looking about him as if considering what to do next the blond shinobi suddenly got a goofy grin on his face.
"Well the old man did say I should practice more ne?" he asked aloud, before turning his attention to his right palm.
Taking a deep breath he began going through hand seals one at a time, not putting any chakra into them, just going through the motions really. After doing this several times he nodded in satisfaction and confident he hadn't forgotten anything. Nipping his thumb he began to go through the signs once more, this time adding in the chakra that would give the jutsu life. Just as he got to the last few signs a stick snapped off to the right and the blonde's head snapped up.
"So this is where you ran off to, baka. We're not done yet!" The angrily glaring onyx haired shinobi said, appearing from the entrance to the clearing.
"Don't call me baka you teme!" Naruto exclaimed his hand only half forming the last sign to the jutsu as he absent mindedly continued to pump chakra into said hand letting the now malformed jutsu activate.
The blonde's eyes widened as he realized what he'd done even as a great deal of chakra was suddenly dragged from him, and the clearing covered in a great plume of dust.
~In another time and place~
Une sighed, setting down the reports on her desk and glaring at her door, like it had all the answers and was refusing to share. Sighing she pushed down her intercom button. "Cynthia? I need agents Yuy, Maxwell, and Chang in here immediately."
There was a short pause. "Yes ma'm, right away." He voice crackled back and Une nodded, releasing the button.
Cynthia rushed through the halls, heading straight to the pilots shared office. Barton and Winner were on vacation, so the other pilots took to gathering in Maxwell and Yuy's office. Knocking loudly, she waited for a response. She had heard what happened to the last person to barge in on the boys, it had not been pretty. She was pretty sure the poor guy was still in the asylum.
"Hey Cyn what's up?" Duo said, swinging the door open and smiling at her. She smiled back shyly; glad it was him who had answered the door.
"Hello Agent Maxwell, are Yuy and Chang here as well?" She asked her voice timid.
"What is it onna? What do you need us for?" Wufei asked, walking up behind Duo and glaring at the woman for interrupting their work.
"And to answer your question, yes. Yes they are here." Duo said, rolling his eyes at Wufei and smiling at her. "Why? Do you need us?"
"Ah… well Lady Une asked me to get you three ASAP…" She said wilting away from Wufei's annoyed glare. Duo reached back and swatted the man on his shoulder.
"Stop scaring her Wu-chan," turning Duo ignored Wufei's growl and smiled at Cynthia, "tell her we'll be right there."
"O-ok." She said, bowing and rushing off back to Une's office to let her know and escape Wufei's wrath.
Une glanced up at the knock on her door and called for them to enter. Cynthia rushed in looking slightly flustered. "They're on their way ma'm."
"Thank you send them right in when they get here." Une replied, the woman nodded and hurried back out to wait.
She didn't have long. Five minutes passed and the door opened again revealing Duo's sunny smile.
"Heya' Une lady, what's up?" Duo quipped, flopping down in one of the chairs in front of her desk. Une smiled, Duo just had that effect on you.
"Thank you for showing up on such short notice. Something very important has been brought to my attention and I wanted to give it to my best agents. Usually I'd only send two of you but I have a bad feeling about it." She explained, passing out copies of the file.
"Hn. Target?" Heero asked, sitting down and taking a file. He instantly flipped it open and began to read it through.
"It's pretty straightforward: the man who owns this house," she tapped a picture in the file she scattered on the desk, "is suspected of hording dangerous chemicals that could be used to cause some serious damage. I want you to go in there and apprehend him for questioning, confiscate anything suspicious." Une explained, leaning back as she watched their expressions. Duo looked up at her, his face set in a serious look he always associated with missions.
"When do we leave?" he asked, closing his copy.
"When you're ready, we want this done ASAP." Une responded. They all nodded, standing and saluting before leaving to get ready.
"Good luck." Une said to their retreating backs.
;three hours later at the suspect's house;
"02, report." Heero murmured into his headset, he was crouched by the front door, his gun drawn and safety off.
"02 here," Duo whispered back. He was currently crouched in a dark room and gently closed the window he'd just climbed through. "I'm in, all is quiet, proceeding to front."
"05 here, in position, awaiting signal." Wufei's voice whispered in Duo's ear. Duo crouched as low as he could, holding his pistol to his side as he crept forward. He gently opened the room's door and peeked outside. The house had an office, a bedroom, one bath, and the front room. Duo was currently looking out of the office into the front room. He quietly made his way to the front door and undid the latch.
"01 you're up." Duo whispered, stepping to the side. Heero quietly pushed the door open and immediately did a sweep of the room, ending on Duo who nodded at him. He returned the nod.
They both quietly approached the open bathroom door, Heero stuck his gun and head in and swept it. Backing up he shook his head, it was clear. They quickly made their way to the last room, the bedroom. Wufei was positioned at the bay window in the bedroom. Duo and Heero positioned themselves on both sides of the door, nodding to each other Duo activated his headset.
"05, on three. One, two…three!" As he said three him and Heero shoved the door open and dived in, sweeping the room quickly. At the same time Wufei quietly moved in through the open window, acting as backup.
None of the boy's saw the tripwire stretched from the window to the closet, which was filled with all the missing chemicals.
The resulting explosion shook houses three miles away.
The End:
Annnnnd there we go the beginning of the end… okay so maybe just the beginning instead let's see things you might like to know: I know I (Tora) had fun on my part! Coming up with this and actually typing it out was lots of fun and I can't wait until chapter 2.
teme = bastard
baka = stupid/idiot
Onna = Chinese [Mandarin I think] for 'woman'
-chan = affectionate suffix for a girl.
And I think that's all for me! Off to jan 2.0 we gooooo 'sends chapter to jan'
Jan 2.0: ;laughs at Tora bouncing around; Okay, this was odd. If anybody doesn't know anything Gundam Wing or Naruto-wise, pm either me (for Gundam info) or HNN (for Naruto). We agreed this is set after the chunin exam and after Endless Waltz, the movie for Gundam Wing. I don't use too much Japanese but Tora likes it, if she forgets the translations I'll put them in so don't worry. :D
jan: Okay I snuck on and added dividers in my part, they divide the jumps in the chapter so it's not too confusing.