"And that is what I think we should do about lack of organic produce in our countries grocery stores." Everyone in the meeting room sighed of boredom as D.C. stood at the front, smiling proudly as his presentation came to an end.

"Or we could just keep it the way they are now! No one would notice anyways!" Colorado sighed, leaning heavily on the meeting room table.

"Well, Colorado has a point.." Georgia said, before going back to nibble on her peach. D.C. frowned.

"Many of our citizens have been asking for more organi-"

"D.C.! NO ONE CARES!" Wisconsin shouted, slamming his fists on the table, waking those who had fallen asleep during the presentation. D.C. just pouted, crossing his arms some. A small voice spoke up, "Um, I agree with D.C..."

"My God, someone get me ah Tonic!" Massachusetts said with a exasperated sigh, holding his head in his hands. The room was silent until someone (no one was sure who it was) called out 'BREAK TIME' and all the states ran out of the room as quick as possible, wanting to be free from the overwhelming tensions.

"Whew, I was afraid it would end up like last time!" South Carolina sighed, "I thought they would start a fist fight.."

"Come on South, ya can't think like that!" Alabama pounded her back happily, not exactly noticing her pain.

"I-If you say so Alabama.." South Carolina smiled nervously, enduring the other state's pounding, as to not hurt her feelings.

Idaho watched some of the southern states, then turned to his overexcited neighbor next to him, "... Say, you know any good restaurants?" Montana beamed.

"Why sure I do! There's-"

"Cool." Idaho turned back to watch South Carolina, ignoring the pouting look from Montana.

Wisconsin pouted, "Who does D.C. think he is?! He thinks he can just push us around 'cuz he's got the Prez!" The couple mid-western states that were listening nodded. "Yeah! Just 'cuz he's got dem White houses don't mean he's over us!" Indiana shouted, raising a fist. "Just 'cuz I don't have anything, doesn't mean I'm not important!" He blinked and looked around awkwardly, "I mean... I MAKE YOUR FOOD, DEAL WITH IT!"

"Hey! I make some of it too!"

"I make cheese!"

"I farm wheat!"

"Oi, shuddap!"

"Quiet Oregon!" All the mid-western states shouted at the same time, glaring angrily at the rainy state as Illinois flipped him off. Oregon stared at them with an un-amused glare. "I'm just saying, rallying a rebellion against D.C. will only make Dad mad." He turned back to his coffee tiredly, sighing as he practically inhaled the liquid.

Massachusetts happily downed his third bottle of Tonic water, then turned to Maine and Maryland. "Hey guys, ya wanna go crabbin' latah?" Maine looked annoyed.

"Nah, Massachusetts, it's wicked cold outside. Stop asking!" Massachusetts pouted,

"But MAINNNN-"

"No, deal with it," Maryland chuckled at the sight of a (pretty buff) grown man pouting.

"Why won't anyone listen to meee!" D.C. whined, puffing his cheeks out to look pouty. "They should! I mean, I have all the statistics and everything-"

"Oi, D.C.! Stop your whinin' and get over here! " D.C. smirked for a second, then began to pout again.

"But Virginiaaaa! No one listensss!"

"That's their fault, not mine! So get over here before I get really angry!" Virginia glared at him, pushing a strand of her long hair behind an ear. D.C. wobbled over, standing in front of a seated Virginia as she shoved a folder of papers into his hands. "You will get no sympathy from me."

"BUT VIRGINIAAA-"

"NO!

AN: this is nothing more than pure crack... Have fun with this fic, and requests for chapters are awesome!