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All characters are Jo's, we love you Jo.

This is my first attempt at humour of the Harry Potter sort; ok my first attempt all together.

Chapter One

Albus Dumbledore stood before his students and spoke, "We have a severe problem, last night some-one, although currently unknown who, let off a truth-emphasizer potion. I'm afraid it has spread throughout the school and everyone is affected. You may or may not know what this potion is."

Hermione looked seriously at Harry, "Uh-oh," was all she said.

Dumbledore continued, "It will make everyone act very strangely indeed. You may experience feelings that you have suppressed, and you may find that without thinking, when someone asks you a question you'll answer it truthfully, even if you didn't mean to. But don't be discouraged, this could be a good thing, classes will continue as normal and I will see you all at lunch."

"This isn't good," said Hermione nervously, "Harry don't ask me any questions, please."

"Alright," he replied, Hermione looked quite relieved.

"Hermione?" asked Ron peering across the table.

"Yes?"

"Why can we ask you any questions, I think this could be cool, we could play truth or dare, and it would be real," he turned to look at Hermione again, "well?"

She spoke without thinking, "I don't want anyone to know that I'm in love with you Ron," she clapped a hand to her mouth, "SEE," and she ran off towards there first class.

Suddenly Draco Malfoy ran across the great hall and grabbed Ginny Weasley, he burst into song while kneeling at her feet. "Your just too good to be true, I can't take my eyes off you. You'd be like heaven to touch, I want to hold you so much, at long last love has arrived, and I thank god I'm alive, you're just to good to be true, can't take my eyes off you."

"OK," said Ginny backing away from him, "Weird and need I say GROSS."

But he continued, "I love you baby and if it's quite all right I need you baby. To warm the lonely nights, I love you baby, trust in me when I say, OH PRETTY BABY, don't bring me down I pray oh pretty baby, Now that I've found you stay, AND LET ME LOVE YOU BABY, LET ME LOVE YOU."

Suddenly Draco went silent, Ron was stood over him clenching his fist, he had punched him out, "NEVER, hit on my little sister," he spat.

A/N

OK, I know it's really short, but if you liked it, I'll write another chapter, It doesn't have to follow on, think of some Ideas and e-mail them to me. Or leave them in your review, which you have to do of course, REVIEW, PLEASE.