Chapter 1

Dejiko stood in front of Gamers, her hands shaking. She stared at the bright blue mail box, with the mail sign (1) on it. Today was the day.

The day…

"Would you hurry up and mail that thing!" snapped RabienRose, in her usual snippy mood. Dejiko threw her a look.

"I'm just making it dramatic, nyo! That's all…." Dejiko replied, dropping the letter in the box. She turned around a wide grin on her face, from ear to ear.

"Stop staring at me like that!" RabienRose snapped.

"I just like Usada…nyo!"

"Grrrrrr! My name is RABIENROSE!" she screamed, chasing Dejiko down the street.

Dejiko yawned and stretched. Today was SATURDAY! This meant annoying Usada, eating, annoying Usada, angering Gema, and her favorite activity annoying USADA!

Standing up Dejiko walked out the bedroom into the small room that held her kitchen, living room, and an another door to the bathroom. (2)

Gema was in the kitchen humming a song while cooking. Puchiko was still in her pajamas, sitting directly in front of the television while eating cereal.

"G'morning, nyo!" Dejiko yelled. Puchiko ignored her, and Gema burnt his finger.

"Gaah! Don't you have anything better to do than make me burn myself, gema?" Gema roared.

"No, nyo!" Dejiko said clapping her hands together happily.

That 10 ton hammer just might have that lead role it wanted after all…

"You have some mail on the table, gema…" Gema said cautiously, he didn't want to blow up again (3). Dejiko eyes lit up and she ran to the table throwing all the other mail to the side.

Then she saw it, her eyes widened, and her heart skipped a beat.

"It's here! IT'S ACTUALLY HERE! Nyo." she screamed with delight.

"What's here, gema?" Gema asked, not looking at Dejiko at all.

"Maybe she finally got that prescription like we wanted nyu." Puchiko said staring at the television. Dejiko ignored them and floated in the sky.(4)

"We have been accepted to the GREAT RACE! Nyo!" Dejiko said.

Dejiko and Puchiko walked down the street as Gema floated silently behind them. They both wore a white, long sleeved, button up, (with collars) and a pleated, plaid, skirt, with matching ribbons (Dejiko's was green and Puchiko's was blue.). They were walking to Usada's house; Usada was just walking out in the same matching outfit (6) as them, but red of course, and stared.

"What? Now?" Usada said, tiredly.

"Dejiko has got a ticket to the Idiot Convention, that's what nyu." Puchiko said, unwrapping a chocolate bar.

"Oh, really! Dejiko you're much smarter than I –"

"ARGH! LASER EYE BEAM! AUTO FIRE MODE (7)! Nyu." Dejiko screamed lasers flew out of Dejiko's eyes, slamming into poor Usada. Who flew like, 10 feet in the air, and then landed with a smack on the pavement.

"You killed her again, nyu." Puchiko said, kicking Usada in the face.

Dejiko shrugged, then walked down then walked down the street.

"I have picked you three, and that weird Piyoko kid, to be on my team in the great race!" Dejiko said, walking down the street.

"Well, I'm not accepting it! You just blew me up!" Usada screamed.

Dejiko ignored Usada for the most part, today was her day and she wasn't gonna let Usada or Gema -for that matter- destroy it. She began skipping down the sidewalk from Usada outraged insults, Puchiko's ramblings about a rare steak (it's too expensive! Goddammit!), and Gema telling her to come back.

Today was her day…

"Onee-chan! Pyo." screamed a familiar voice.

Everyone stopped what they was doing and turned around to see Piyoko in a sleeveless pink dress, with the pink socks, shoes, ribbons, and everything. She was huffing and puffing, and frowning.

"Onee-chan! You must help me, pyo!" Piyoko screamed again, running past Usada, Puchiko, and Gema, to Dejiko. She put a hand on her shoulder, and took deep breaths.

"What do you need help with, nyo?" Dejiko asked.

"Today is Piyoko day! And I'm supposed to sing, pyo! But my singing is to sophisticated! I need somewhere to go, so I won't sadden fans, with my beautiful singing, pyo." Piyoko ranted, "And between you and me…I can't really sing at all…pyo."

Dejiko's eyes widened. She had a plan that not only was devilish, but would get Usada, Puchiko, Gema, and Piyoko, to join her team not matter what… She loved being Dejiko.

"Sure! Just come with me, nyo." Dejiko said, grabbing Piyoko by the arm. Together all five of them quickly walked down the street, wondering (mostly in fear) what Dejiko had up her sleeve.