No, I don't own Pokemon. However I do one day intend to own a nice cabin near the Oceanside.
"Togepi, you can do it. Use Sweet Kiss!" No effect whatsoever. The trainer from across the battlefield called his attack.
"Salamence, time for a Crunch attack!" The little togepi was very nearly crushed and mutilated between the jaws of the massive dragon, holding by a thread of it's Focus Sash. The opponent trainer continued. "That weakling togepi can't beat my perfectly raised mon."
The other trainer responded. "That's no fair, your salamence is nearly 80 levels higher." He thought for a moment and continued. "Togepi, Growl attack!"
The togepi's weak cry went unheard by the massive ears of the final-form dragon, becoming nothing more than an unthreatening squeak amongst the two trainer's orders to their pokemon. Hearing another order, the winged beast responded by ascending in the air, ready to come down with full force onto it's enemy.
It didn't matter what attack Togepi uses, Togepi's trainer thought to himself. it'll miss no matter what. Then next turn... He trailed off his thoughts, not wanting to think about what would happen to the poor togepi. After all, there's no running from a trainer battle. He quickly commanded a useless growl attacked. No effect, as before. Even if the salamence had managed to hear it that high in the air. Standing with his eyes closed, the trainer readied himself for the finishing blow.
But nothing. Finally some good news, the attack had missed. It was a good thing both had agreed to a turn-based battle (a shift from the usually accepted types where the two pokemon would go one after another without regard for who was faster). If they hadn't togepi would already be a goner.
One attack left that I haven't tried. But it's a risky one.
"Togepi, only one thing left to do." The togepi readied himself, knowing there could only be one thing coming. The trainer continued. "Metronome!".
The togepi's stubby hands readied themselves. Starting to sway back and fowards in an alien rhythm. The ringing of untold ages enveloped the field with a blue arua. The salamence that had been so unconcerned with the little egg now started to shake and started backing away.
The trainer called out. "Get back in that field! Turn that thing into an omlette." But before the dragon could react the metronome stopped. A rift oppened infront of the baby pokemon, distorting the air around it. A ghastly wail begun reverberatign from within the portal and across time.
Togepi's trainer begun calmly. "Togepi, Roar of Time." The rift opened and from it came an indigo beam, trailing a massive ripple. The salamence stood across the field dumbstruck and unable to move as the attack collided head on.