AN: I don't know it's just something stupid I came up with awhile ago, enjoy I guess
One nice spring day James, Remus and Peter, in rat form, were all lounging in their favorite place by the lake while Sirius had detention.
Kristoff: Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don't you think that's true?
"Padfoot it better than Sirius. Wormtail, don't you think that's true?" James sang out, the rat just cocked his head.
"James what are you doing?" Remus asked.
Kristoff (As Sven): Yeah, people will beat you
and curse you and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you
"'Yeah Sirius is mean and insulting and scary. He teases and bullies me because I'm not smart!'" James sang for the rat who squeaked indignantly.
"JAMES!" Yelled Remus.
Kristoff: Oh, thanks buddy
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don't you think that I'm right?
"Oh thank you Wormy you're really too kind." Said James in mock-flattery. "Padfoot is nicer and prettier and funner-"
"'funner' is not a word James." Remus's comment was ignored.
"I wish Padfoot could just stay a dog." James finished.
Kristoff (As Sven): That's once again true,
for all except you
"Oh love you too buddy." Came a sarcastic voice from behind James, making them all jump.
"Sirius!"Shouted James in mock-delight. Remus looked away to hide his smirk.
Kristoff: You got me, let's call it a night
"Run." Warned Sirius.
James took off running with Sirius angrily behind. Leaving Remus and Wormtail behind, laughing.
Kristoff (As Sven): Good night
Peter changed back into a human. "So what now?" He asked Remus.
"I think dinner is about to start." So Remus and Peter ate while Sirius chased James around the Hogwarts grounds
Kristoff: Don't let the frostbite bite
Sirius and James came back to the seventh year's dorm late that night. Sirius went right to bed while Remus helped James with his bloody nose.
"I warned you."
"I don't need an 'I told you so' Moony."
"But I did tell you so."