Author's note: So this is a little project that I have been working on for a while. My first Lord of the Rings fic! Alright, I admit it isn't really a true story. It's just nonsense that my sister and I make up. Did I ever mention that when we babysit is when we make up most of these adventures? It all started when Frodo's homework assignment from Principal Gandalf was to take the One Ring to Mount Doom but his mom grounded him. Yep, that's where this story started! Ha. And it also had some inspiration from "Their_Majesties at CairParavel. gov" my story about when Narnia got internet. But this has a totally different plot. I hope you like it!
The_Fellowship at Middle-Earth. com
The Fellowship's Email Address Book
Aragorn: kinginexile at ranger. org
Arwen: rngerluvr at rivendell. gov
Bilbo Baggins: reluctantburgler at bagend. com
Boromir: whitetowercaptain at gondor. gov
Elrond: elfwiseguy at rivendell. gov
Eomer: riddermarkmarshal at rohirrim.g ov
Eowyn: shieldmaiden at rohirrim. gov
Faramir: laststeward at gondor. gov
Frodo Baggins: ringbearer at bagend. com
Galadriel: nenyawearer at lorienbeauty. org
Gandalf: fireworkmadness at wizardassociation.c om
Gimli: beardbeauty at hairstylesforever. com
Gollum: tastyfishes at preciousring. org
Legolas: sureshotelf at mirkwood. gov
Meriadoc (Merry) Brandybuck: nazgûlslayer at halflingparty. org
Peregrin (Pippin) Took: mischiefprone at halflingparty. org
Samwise (Sam) Gamgee: loyalhobbit at simplegardening. com
Sauromon: whitetraitor at powercrazed. com
Sauron: oneringtorule at takeovermiddle-earth. com
The_Fellowship
From: Gandalf
To: Bilbo Baggins; Frodo Baggins; Sam Gamgee; Merry Brandybuck; Pippin Took
Subject: Email in the Shire
My dear Hobbit friends,
At long last I have been able to bring internet to the Shire. It may change it for the better, or for the worse, but we will have to wait and see. I have also taken the liberty of emailing your email addresses to our other friends scattered throughout Middle Earth. They will reply to you and that way you can gain their addresses as well. You can reach me by replying to this email.
Sincerely,
Gandalf
P.S. Peregrin, I already know what you are thinking so I will warn you: out in the world of internet there are a great number of dragons. Be cautious as you explore.
From: Bilbo Baggins
To: Gandalf
Subject: RE: Email in the Shire
Gandalf,
Thank you so much for your help. Now I shall be able to easily collect stories of adventures from all our friends scattered throughout Middle Earth. If I were you, which I'm not, but if I were, I would keep a close – very close - eye on Young Pippin.
Sincerely, Bilbo
From: Pippin Took
To: Merry Brandybuck
Subject: Email
Merry,
Wasn't Gandalf an old dear to let us have internet? I wonder what kind of trouble we will get into. Do you think we are famous? I wonder if I am as popular as our friend Caspy the Fake over in the Narnia Universe? But I sincerely believe that my hair is better than his. What do you think?
Your fellow conspirator, Pippin
From: Merry
To: Pippin
Subject: RE: Email
Pippin,
I think you are quite vain. Your hair isn't even as good as the hair on my feet.
- Merry
From: Arwen
To: Aragorn
Subject: Shoes
Aragorn, honey, did you realize that you left your shoes in the refrigerator? Eowyn found them when she was helping me cook dinner while you and Faramir were scheming about how to convince Gandalf to let Middle Earth have internet.
I'm quite interested why your shoes were in the fridge. Were you trying to top the time that Gollum left Frodo's finger in the bathroom sink? Just wondering. Sometimes you do worry me.
Love, Arwen
From: Aragorn
To: Arwen
Subject: RE: Shoes
Arwen, my dear,
I'm so sorry about my shoes. I was merely hiding them from my hunting dog since he keeps trying to chew on them. I was not in any way trying to compete with Gollum. I can't believe that you would even suggest that!
- Aragorn
From: Arwen
To: Aragorn
Subject: RE: Shoes
Well, I wouldn't put it past you to compete with Gollum. You know that sometimes he is more famous than you. He is definitely more quoted than you. What kind of kid runs around saying, "Arwen, you said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people." No, they run around screaming, "PRECIOUS!"
From: Arwen
To: Aragorn
Subject: RE: RE: Shoes
Oh, Arwen! How could you? I still love you though. After all, you did give up immorality for me. Darling!
Love your dearest, Ary
From: Arwen
To: Aragorn
Subject: RE: RE: Shoes
Aragorn! Since when did you start behaving like an OOC love-sick teenager? I'm appalled at your behavior! And do not degrade yourself to the name of "Ary"!
From: Aragorn
To: Arwen
Subject: RE: RE: Shoes
Um, Arwen, I didn't write that. But who did?
From: Pippin
To: Merry
Subject: Oh-ho!
Merry! You'll never guess what I did! I discovered Aragorn's email password! Ha ha! And I got on and wrote a somewhat disturbing email to Arwen. It was great!
Crazy as always, Pippin
From: Merry
To: Pippin
Subject: RE: Oh-ho!
Um, Pippin, I don't think Aragorn is going to be happy when he finds out. And neither is Gandalf. Just sayin'.
- Merry
Author's note: How'd you like it? Let me know! Do you think the 13 dwarves from "The Hobbit" be included?
Feel free to review or PM me with other characters and their emails that you would like me to include. Just make sure you write the email out like this: example at example. example. You have to include spaces and write out "at" instead of the little sign. Otherwise I can't read them cause fanfiction automatically removes them. Thanks!