"Candy"
A Parody
A/N: Oops! I did it again! Seriously. Another parody. I'm not sure what to think of this one, but go ahead and review! Oh, my... ~is dragged away by men in white coats who force his daily dose of Prozac down his throat~ And yes, I KNOW I spelled it "canday." That's what it sounds like in the song.
I'm looking forward
To the presents you'll be givin' to me
Can't wait 'til Christmas
Wanna see your credit card go down on its knees yeah
My mind is in withdrawl
Every time that I go shopping
Whatcha gonna get me?
'Cos once I'm going there is no stopping
So baby come with me
To the candy store
You're so sweet to me
We'll never be apart
I'm waiting for you
In line to buy my canday
Sweet milk chocolate
Got me going to the extreme
Can't go without it
Russel Stover's got a hold on me
Satisfying, baby
Buy me one more box of Luv
No doubt about it boy
Got me high on sugar now I
Can't get enough
Baby, baby, baby, won't you
Come with me
To the candy store
You're so sweet to me
We'll never be apart
I'm waiting for you
In line to buy my canday
So baby
Come with me
To the candy store
You're so sweet to me
We'll never be apart
I'm waiting for you
In line to buy my canday
(Spoken:)
How much does it cost?
This is my favorite candy
Don't celebs get a discount?
Recognize me?
It's Mandy.
So baby
Come with me
To the candy store
You're so sweet to me
We'll never be apart
I'm waiting for you
In line to buy my canday
So baby
Come with me
To the candy store
You're so sweet to me
We'll never be apart
I'm waiting for you
In line to buy my canday