(Looking For Software Like You)
(To the tune of "Single White Female" by Chely Wright)
You know that every morning I go thumbing through the Circut City ads;
I grab the latest copy, a cup of tea, and ready for a heartattack;
I want somethin' to catch my eye but they ain't shy about the prices;
Today's special might catch my attention
'Cause I'm a
Single white female lookin' for that special program;
To put it in a nutshell, must be good at KISSing*;
Oh, ya never can tell, it just might be my dream come true
A single white female is looking for software like you
Yeah, I'm a little nervous;
I'm not sure if I shoulda bought this program;
Might have been a little reckless, a little desperate, but I think I did the right thing;
Couldn't go on workin' on my site, so I'm trying this out
It's my confession: I don't know HTML;
And I'm a
Single white female lookin' for that special program;
To put it in a nutshell, must be good at KISSing*;
Oh, ya never can tell, it just might be my dream come true
A single white female is looking for software like you
It's my confession: I don't know HTML
Single white female lookin' for that special program;
To put it in a nutshell, must be good at KISSing*;
Oh, ya never can tell, it just might be my dream come true
A single white female is looking for software like you
Looking for software like you;
Looking for software like you
*KISSing meaning "Keeping It Simple, Stupid"