Apparently this was deleted for some unknown reason so yeah...
May: lolz Chapter one of "Chatroom" Pretty self-explainatory, the yaoi Naruto gang is up and about spreading crack out to the internet world! Review!
Blog One: System Check
MaydayModerator has opened Konoha Group Chat.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist has joined Konoha Group Chat.
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout has joined Konoha Group Chat.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: Hi everyone!
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: Naru! Please bare my children!
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: FUCK. NO.
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: But I want to have beautiful children, and you're perfect!
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: For the last time, cock ass. I'm a GUY. Guys don't get pregnant!
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: I'll find a way!
xX-X-KitKyuu-X-Xx has joined Konoha Group Chat.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: Kyuu-nii! Tell Sasuke to stop harassing me!
xX-X-KitKyuu-X-Xx: -sigh- Naru…do what I do with Itachi, ignore him.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: But he won't leave me alone! And he's spamming my inbox! And breaking into our house! Why did you go to college!?
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: They're love sonnets, all about you and your wonderful ass! And all I want is to see your face!
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: See?! SEE?!
xX-X-KitKyuu-X-Xx: Sasuke, stop spamming his inbox or I'll have Itachi lock you up in the bath closet again, and Naru, it's so we can get enough money to move away for these to crack addicts
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: WTF?! Move away?!
ItaIcha-KistuneWuv has joined Konoha Group Chat.
ItaIcha-KistuneWuv: Kyuubi! Ready for some after-school 'Bio Tutoring'? –wink-
xX-X-KitKyuu-X-Xx has left Konoha Group Chat.
ItaIcha-KistuneWuv: What did I do?
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: I have no clue.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: You're all FUCKTARDS. Ah! Kyuu-nii, you deserter!
CherryFairy666 has joined Konoha Group Chat.
CherryFairy666: S
CherryFairy666: A
CherryFairy666: S
CherryFairy666: U
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: Bitch. Out!
CherryFairy666: But Sasuke-kun! I walked to tell you that I'm free tonight!
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: …and?
CherryFairy666: Isn't there something you wanna ask me?
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: …what? Are you going to finally find that perfect cliff to jump off of?
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Oooo…burn…
CherryFairy666: Sasuke-kun!
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: Sakura-chan! Please, give him a virus or something, he's been harassing me!
CherryFairy666: What? He's still interested in a loser like you?
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: Ow…that hurt.
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: BITCH. LEAVE. You have hurt the feelings of my blonde bride.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: Sasuke fuck off!
Rainbow-Orgasm has joined Konoha Group Chat.
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: If you insist…
Rainbow-Orgasm: What do I insist?
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: Not you, Naru's insisting that I 'fuck off'
Rainbow-Orgasm: Oh my, mind if I join in?
CherryFairy666: YOU GAY FREAKS! STAY AWAY FROM MY SASUKE-KUN!
MaydayModerator has banned CherryFairy666 from Konoha Group Chat.
CherryFairy666 has left Konoha Group Chat…4eva, bitch.
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: You guys don't think that our Moderator's using our conversations for some form of public humiliation, right?
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: Who cares about a bunch of come-ons from you and your freaky little brother.
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: Ouchies! Naru that hurt!
Rainbow-Orgasm: …I know…Sasuke we should make love to Naruto.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: WHAT?!
BlossomHeart69 has joined Konoha Group Chat.
BlossomHeart69: Hey everyone! Has Sakura come on yet?
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: Ino-chan…please…Sasuke and Sai are trying to rape me!
BlossomHeart69: Silly Naru, there's no way they could rape you online…
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout proceeds to rip of Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist's shirt.
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: WTF?!
BlossomHeart69: other than role-play…
Rainbow-Orgasm kisses Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist: No!!
Uzu-Uke-Ramen-Rapist has left Konoha Group Chat.
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout: No! Naru, come back! I will rp with you, even if it means breaking back into your house!
Uzu-Uke's-Personal-Workout has left Konoha Group Chat.
Rainbow-Orgasm: …maybe I'll join them…
Rainbow-Orgasm has left Konoha Group Chat.
BlossomHeart69: …Itachi-san, what are the chances of me video-taping them?
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Depends on whether or not you own a video camera...if so, then hell yes! Gimme a copy for blackmail.
BlossomHeart69: Roger!
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ItaIchaKistuneWuv: Hey, Kyuu-chan. Using Shuukaku's account to talk to Naru?
SandStone-Golddigga has left Konoha Group Chat.
ItaIchaKistuneWuv: …I feel like playing Runescape right about now…get ready to be killed in the Wildy, n00bs!
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