I have decided to make a collection of one-shots and short stories to test out some ideas and see if you want me to continue them. So here goes nothing:

Disclaimer: Same as always. Not mine, not yours; that which I regret, that which I do not regret.

Warnings: Some language used and some slightly mature themes. Rated T for Teen just in case.

Summary: Drarry one-shots and stuff!

First One-shot and Chapter of my Collection:

The Flavor of You

Hermione looked around the common-room, where she had gathered all Gryffindors in the area, staring deep into the eyes of each fearful person in righteous anger. Everyone, except one certain person, was in the room meeting such a gaze. And everyone had pleaded innocent to the crime. Which meant that one Harry James Potter had...stepped right through the portrait hole looking quite satisfied with himself.

'Satisfied because he stole them!' Hermione growled in her mind. 'No one double-crosses me and gets away with it! No one! Not even you, Harry Potter,' She rested her vision on him and wasted no time in getting to the point. "What have you done with my Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies!?"

Harry took a step back as he felt her gaze and raised his hands as if to ward off an attack when she spoke. "You hurt your what?" he asked confused at her angry jumping.

She nearly hissed with rage and growled scarily. "Did you or did you not eat my Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies?"

"I...I, I didn't eat them," Harry stuttered, unnerved.

"LIAR!" She shouted as she suddenly advanced towards him. "Where have you been all this time, then? What is your alibi, Mr. Potter?"

"Uh, um," Harry glanced around, pleading with his eyes to his fellow comrades for help before going back to Hermione's hazel eyes. He started to back away, towards the line of Gryffindors without noticing, in quilt. "I can't tell you...hey!" His house-mates had ganged up against him and were now trying to restrain him.

Harry spoke to them slightly hysterical. "I thought you guys were my friends; why are you doing this to me!?" He squirmed ferociously, not looking into Hermione's eyes as she walked to him like a predator but in her direction. He was afraid of what Hermione was going to find out.

"Sorry mate, but we all know better than to get in her way," Ron replied sadly.

"Why can't you tell me, Harry? Was it because you were eating my Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies?!" She started off sweetly but gradually gained steel in her voice. Hermione was now very close to Harry.

"No, no! I swear!" The even more determined Gryffindor struggled. "I swear I didn't eat them! Cross my heart and hope to die, Shoot avada kedrava in my eye!"

Hermione leaned in close as she snarled at him. For a second her face changed into one of confusion as she sniffed around; but then she whipped her head back and made Snape look like Albus Dumbledore. "You better be ready for that Unforgivable because, then. Tell me why you smell like them!"

There was a gasp from the people in the room, and they dropped Harry in shock. Everyone backed away from the criminal and waited for his confession. They never once thought he took them; each thought that someone else had lied, and silently unanimously decided to use Harry as their scapegoat. But now, apparently, he did take them.

"Alright," Harry said sighing, as he still sat on the floor. "I admit that I took them." He picked his head up and stared stubbornly into Hermione's gaze. "But I did not eat them," he growled.

Hermione started to argue with that, but some one else beat her to it. "Come on, Harry, just tell them the truth already. Technically, you did help eat them, love," A universally known blue-eyed blond spoke as he appeared from nowhere to Harry's side with a quiet swish.

"Malfoy!" Ron hissed. "What is he doing here?" Oblivious and ignorant as ever, Harry smiled at Ron as he tilted his head upwards to face Draco. He took his outstretched hand and stood up, kissing him in one fluid motion.

"I haven't seen you in too long, baby." Harry moaned.

"I've been by your side all the way from the Room of Requirement." Draco laughed.

"So?" Harry said sweetly. "But I wasn't able to kiss you in so long." he whined,

"Harry, it's only been 5 min-" he was cut off as Harry kissed him again. The girls, and a couple of guys, cooed and sighed at their display.

"Love you?" Harry told him afterwards. Draco only laughed and picked up Harry's invisible cloak.

"Your bed, 30 minutes." He kissed Harry on the cheek, but Harry turned so that it was met on the lips. He then smirked as Draco shook his head. "I love how you always seem to taste like Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies especially when everyone in Gryffindor suddenly loses them." Harry froze as his lover walked cheerily to the boys dormitory and then slowly turned around to face his house-mates with a guilty smile. As he thought, more than one Gryffindor was angry at him now and tearing him limb from limb with their eyes.

"Is that what happened to my Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies?" Seamus asked with his hands on his hips.

"And my Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies?" Dean said.

"Even my Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies?" Lavender said with a pout in disbelief.

"What about mine? You said the bogey-man ate them!" Ron whined. Hermione was now shaking with rage.

"Don't feel so lonely, Gryffindorks, Blaise, Vincent, Pansy, and Greg 'lost' theirs too," Draco called from upstairs. That was the last straw for Hermione.

"MY SNORKEL-PLEX SWEETIE-PIES!!" she roared as Harry gulped.

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29 minutes and 59.6 seconds later, the boy's dormitory door opened to reveal a beaten-up Harry. "You owe me a very good night," he growled at Draco. Draco smiled.

"Look, I brought some Snorkel-plex Sweetie-pies to share!" Draco held up a box of sweets. Instantly, Harry's mood brightened and he jumped onto his bed and on Draco.

"You know I can't resist them with the flavor of you," Harry said thickly as he bent down to grab a pie from inside Draco's mouth.

End

Aww, wasn't that fluffy!! It is so cute, right! Review and tell me what you think! Love you all! Hugs and kisses!