me: Hi…..hi…..hi…..hi…..hi….hi….hi…..hi…..hi…..hi…..h-

ED: All Right we get it!

panda: Yea…we get it.

me: I'm bored… let's….

panda: not do anything?

ED: I can't stand lying' around and doing nothing, I get all fidgety. Why did I say that?

me: because I'm watching the 17th episode of Fullmetal Alchemist (the best show ever!!!) And I saw you say that…so, I put it in.

ED: your weird.

me: I'm now at the part where your talking to two people and the older one said "you're just as puny as ever" and the other one said "ah, don't mind him…so are you still one of those state whatever they're called?" and you said "I sure am" and he said "well you be careful, that must be a dangerous job, you being puny and all" and you're all –

ED: I am not puny!!!!! don't call me puny!

me: kind of like that.

panda: im still here you know.
ED and me: yea, we know.

panda: then why are you ignoring me?

ED: because, it's fun.

me: because you don't freak out when someone comment's on your height, and you aren't in Fullmetal Alchemist.

panda: don't make me unleash my evil panda power upon you.

ED: why are you looking at me?

panda: because, you're the main character of that show… the Fullmetal Alchemist…EDWARD ELRIC the Fullmetal Alchemist.

ED: (goes all pale). I didn't start the conversation…. She did!

panda: fine then, don't make me unleash my evil panda power upon both of you.

ED: (shaking and hiding behind me) d-don't hurt m-m-me.

me: now winry is talking to you! Damn I have to kill her!
ED: see? Unleash you're evil panda power upon her, she didn't even listen!

panda: arg!!! Evil panda power upon you both!!! Go evil panda power!!! Wahahahahahaha(so continues her fit of maniacal laughter)

ED: waaaaaa! A cat! Get it away!!!!!…(milk pours on him from out of nowhere) gag…gag…cofff… choke…milk! waaaaaaaa!

panda: hahahahahahahahahahahaha (still laughing maniacally)

me: damn winry's annoying!

panda: hahahahahahaha…ha…. ha…yea…. (wipes away tears.)

ED: hey! What about evil panda power being unleashed upon her? (points at me)

panda: her time will come….

me: (still not paying attention) awwww! They're attaching your auto mail…noooooo! EDWARD!!!

ED: im fine…

me: (not paying attention and freaking out) winry I hate you!!! How could you! Waaaaah!!!!

ED: still no evil panda power….

panda: wait, you will soon see.

ED: if she doesn't-

me: (still not paying attention) hahaha major spazz….

ED: as I was saying if-

me: yay!!! Go EDWARD!!! You can beat al!

ED: ju-

me: nooooo! EDWARD! That meen Alphonse threw you… im going to hurt him!!! Ah never mind, Armstrong did it for me… no! winry! Don't read that! Don't touch his watch!!! Damn it! I have to hurt her!

panda: here it comes.

ED: what?
panda: Go evil panda power!!! Wahahahahahaha (so continues her fit of maniacal laughter)

me: (presses pause on portable dvd player) drool…sigh… noooooooooooo! My EDWARD!!! taking…a…shower! Where did you go!?!

panda: hahahahahahahahahahaha (still laughing)
ED: what!?! Me in the shower???

me: sniff yea… in episode 17…. And now…it's…gone!!! Waaaaaaah!!

panda: haha…ha…(stops laughing) ahhh… evil panda power.

ED: you…have…me…in…the…shower??

me: yea, pretty much…and it's gone!!!! Waaaaa!

ED: creepy…

panda: there, my evil panda power has been unleashed.

me: (points at panda) you did this!!! What kind of best friend are you??
panda: you ignored me so I unleashed my evil panda powers upon you and EDWARD.

me: b-but he was…in the shower! (Starts to cry)

ED: how did you get a video of me in the shower?

me: I already told you, episode 17 of Fullmetal Alchemist ( best show ever!) after you fix al, well his armour, you and him sparred with Armstrong. Then, you are shown taking a shower.

panda: yea, it is true, one of my friends watched it

me: isint she my friend to?

panda: i don't know. I haven't talked to her in a long time.

me: chomp huh… chomp

ED: what are you eating?

me: some stale probably over a month old chomp actually over a year old candy

ED: kool! Can I have some?

me: wait, I have to watch one of my cousins eat twenty of them at once

………

me: okay, im back

ED: can I have some now?

me: uh…they're a year old…maybe older.

ED: give me some damnit!

me: lick (has jaw-breaker)lick they're not in my hands anymore.

ED: then what do you have?

me: a lick jaw-breaker

ED: since when?

me: since I went and got it lick

ED: when did you do that?

panda: when she watched her cousin eat twenty of those year old candies at once

ED: I want some of those! Gimme some damn it!

me: lick (still has jaw-breaker) I don't have them anymore, get over it!

ED: then I want some jawbreaker.

me: I don't have anymore

ED: you have one in your hand

me: not anymore

ED: where the hell is it?

panda: she put it away while you were complaining

me: chocolate covered cheese! Sip (has a cup, well glass, of something)

ED: what the hell was that? and what are you eating or drinking?

me: alphabet soup! I'm drinking pepsi.

panda: oh great.

ED: what? What's "oh great"?

panda: how much sugar has she had?(looks at me with worried expression)

ED: I don't know! Some year old candy, some of a jaw-breaker and some pepsi

me: bob the gangsta!

panda: she's sugar high

ED: interesting, can I have a drink of your pepsi?

me: it's all gone.

ED: (gets all mad) geeze! I want some pepsi!

me: fine, ill get more.

ED: thanks

me: here (hands ED the glass of pepsi)

ED: yay! Pepsi! (takes drink, then hands it back)

me: no problem

panda: can I have a drink?

ED: no!
me: oh my god! It's a…