Twisted-Prodigies Presents:

甘い隠し / Hidden Sweet

A Naruto Uzumaki AU Story.

Prologue: Yaoi Smut

Mika pouted as the loud blonde talked with no other then Sakura Haruno. She knew they were best friends, but the fact that Sakura was slopping herself all over his arm still irked her.

'Where's duck butt Sasuke when you need him?'

Mika sighed and hauled herself from the school fence she was sitting against. Picking up her school bag, she placed it over her should and began walking away from her crush and friend. She sighed and gripped her bag as she walked out the enormous school gate.

'He didn't even notice me leaving...'

Mika's sulking stopped when she saw Shikamaru in the distance carrying a soccer ball. Beside him was Kiba, Sasuke, Shino and Gaara. She stopped in her tracks as excitement filled her eyes.

"Shikamaru-san!"

"Troublesome. That's what you are, Mika."

Shikamaru rubbed the back of his head as he saw the soccer ball fly through the sky to an unknown land a few meters away from the soccer field. Kiba was laughing hard, both Gaara and Sasuke seemed mad at the events, and Shino was giving his usual emotionless stance.

Mika chuckled nervously as she started jogging towards the ball.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!"

She walked to a fence that was located in the same direction as the ball went. She peeped inside and there she saw the circular black and white object. Mika grinned and grabbed hold of the fence as she pulled herself up.

"Oi! Mika, be careful!"

"Don't worry! There aren't any dogs!"

Kiba grinned and gave her a thumbs up, "You know you have the top dog here!"

Mika kept pulling herself up and then jumped down. She straightened up and took a look around. It seemed deserted and that was perfect. Just like a ninja would, Mika tip-toed towards the ball humming the Mission Impossible song. She later threw herself against the floor and started crawling. Finally, she got close to the ball and snatched it, rolled around to stand up, and later took 5 steps back and she was back against the fence. She got to the climax of the song and finished, throwing the ball over the fence for the boys.

"Ha!"

"Ha, what?"

"Ha, as in 'Ha, I got that ball without the owner finding out!'"

"Oh..I guess it would have been a perfect 'Ha!' if I hadn't found out."

"And you didn't, which was amazi-Huh?"

Mika's face turned pale and she stood stiffly against the fence. She slowly cranked her neck to look over the owner of the voice and in a flash of white, she screamed.

"You guys are a bunch of idiots! And you call yourselves men!"

"How the hell where we supposed to know he was so good?"

"Yeah, he's old!"

"Doesn't matter!"

"His skills were really good Mika, you gotta accept that."

"I thought you were a top dog!"

"I never said it involved in the elderly section."

Mika hissed at Kiba, Shikamaru, Shino, Gaara and Sasuke. All 6 of them were trapped in the owner's house, but that didn't stop the raining terror of a pissed off Mika.

When Mika had screamed, the boys had hurriedly come to her rescue...Well wanna-be rescue. The white-haired man had tickled Kiba and Mika to the ground, offered sandwiches to Gaara, Shikamaru and Sasuke, and stolen Shino's glasses which caused him to start crying over his sensitivity to sun and made him confess he was indeed a vampire.

They ended up inside his house, just like a terrorist would do to his victims, waiting for those promised sandwiches.

Mika sighed and looked around the living room. The wall was filled with photographs of the owner and various men. As she ran her eyes through the pictures, the owner walked into the room with a tray of sandwiches and juice and placed it in the small table.

"You kids scared me! I heard a weird humming and I came down thinking I was getting stolen, but I was pretty surprised when I saw this young lady jumping the fence. I just can't keep the fans away!"

"I'm not your fan!"

"And when she screamed, ha! You never get used to those lovely squeals they do when they glance at you."

"I screamed cause you're scary!"

"It's okay, no need to feel embarrased of being a fan of porn."

Shikamaru held down Mika as she tried to stuff sandwiches on the old man's nostrils.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow and looked at him.

"Porn?"

"Mhhmm. I'm one of the world's best-selling porn writers! Name's Jiraiya."

"For being that kind of writer your name really isn't that sexy."

"What did you say?"

Jiraiya glared at Sasuke with hatred.

"Boy, don't tempt me into making you a character in my next yaoi."

Mika's eyes shone.

"Oo! Oo! Call his partner Alex!"

Kiba rolled his eyes.

"Alex? Really? What's he's from Europa?"

Shikamaru sighed and shook his head.

"It's Europe, Kiba."

"Is not!"

"Is to."

"Is not!"

Gaara rolled his eyes and Shino just gently shook his head as his plastic fangs dug into his sandwich.

Jiraiya grinned as he took out a pad and a pen.

"Maybe he should be English."

"Yeah! And make him like a fangirl for Sasuke!"

"Kiba, you're like the worst at giving out ideas for a yaoi!"

"Well, Sasuke is a hard character to please! OH! Make Sasuke openly gay! He could be the seme."

"Why are you still talking about this? I'm not going to appear in a yaoi!"

"...Dude, what about cross dressing?"

"Oh my gosh, why didn't I think of that?"

"Shut the hell up the both of you!"

Jiraiya laughed as he wrote down in his pad.

Naruto fiddled with his keys a little and soon slipped them into the key hole, turning the knob and pushing the door open.

"Jiraiya, I'm ho-."

"Sasuke hold still! It's just lubricant!"

"Stop this already!"

The view that Naruto witnessed was not one he wanted to see again without a camera.

There in the living room, pinned down to the floor, was a shirtless Uchiha. Both Kiba and Mika were over him with a bright blue bottle. Jiraiya was beside them writing furiously into a notebook. Gaara and Shikamaru were taking pictures with their cellphone and Shino was in a corner whining over the flash.

"What the-?"

Mika turned around and blinked as she saw Naruto.

"Naruto-senpai?"

She stood up with the bottle in her hand and soon everyone else looked at Naruto.

"..W-What are you guys doing?"

"Performing yaoi ideas!"

"Hell yeah!"

"Dobe, make them stop!"

Naruto bursted out laughing as he closed the door behind him and walked towards them.

Mika couldn't help but smile as he laughed. His laugh was really contagious to her. She blushed and looked down, feeling her insides churn with love.

"..What if Naruto is Sasuke's partner?"

Mika's eyes widened as the image of her crush in a yaoi scene made her nose bleed.

"What are you saying?"

"OFF WITH HIS SHIRT!"

Jiraiya's home was luckily very spacious.

Now Naruto and Sasuke were pinned down next to each other, and Shino had joined the cellphone photo shoot. Mika was now in Shino's corner filling her nose with toilet paper to prevent blood loose and Kiba now was dictating Jiraiya his ideas for the sequel of the book.

"Let us go!"

"Yeah! I keep breathing this teme's air. It's disgusting!"

"Shut the hell up, dobe!"

"Make me!"

"Stop it both of you! We can't concentrate on the plot."

"Just let us go!"

Mika turned around and looked at Naruto.

'He's so sexy shirtless.'

She blinked and crawled up to him. Naruto looked as she got close and gave her pleading eyes.

In Mika's head, he was pleading her to become his mistress.

In reality, he was pleading her to let him go.

She untied the ropes that held him down and in an instant he hugged her, tackling her down. Mika blushed madly and the toilet paper flew out of her nostrils.

Naruto used his arms to lift himself up slightly enough to look down on her.

"Thank you, Mika."

Mika looked up at him and felt her heart beat violently against her chest. His baby blue eyes were glazed, her cheeks were a soft pink, and they both were gazing into each other's eye. Without knowing, Kiba's cellphone was out and in a flash he had the picture.

Hello! I hope you liked this first chapter :3 I've got the plot settled down and this will probably have very few chapters. I've just been irking to write a story revolved on Naruto. He's one of my favorite characters -w- This is kind of like a prologue, but I promise the next chapters will be longer! I'm sorry if you found any characters too OOC, but I really wish to write this as a comedy and I'm still not a very good writer. Please review and if you have any recommendations and if so please recommend away ^^ It would really help. X3

Love, Nana from Twisted-Prodigies.