Disclaimer: Me no own Zelda. (Man, I talk like my friend.)
Note: This story contains strong lemon in later chapters. Also, because I'm an idiot I start with stupid songs before every chapter. Third, my spelling and grammar sucks like crap so if you find errors, go to hell. Fourth, you must not read this whatsoever, it is disgusting, sick, against all of the "right morals" of life so if you read this your soul will be pained in its guilt, shame, adultery, idiocy....enjoy.
Prologue
The white marble walls still dark as night. Zelda shifted comfortably in her bed with a smile on her face. She had been dreaming about her hero, Link. (Forgot something, all characters are 17-19.) She couldn't wait until the day she turned 18 because then her father would let her choose her groom. Of course it would be Link. He was so cool and strong and brave and so hot with his long blond hair it made her nipples erected. How she wished she could just have him under or on top of her right now right here. But that day would come soon, very soon.
Somewhere else another conversation was going on. It was in the dungeons of the Hyrule Castle. "Are we ready?" "Yes we are." "Soon the Dark Lord will be back." "Yes, but are you sure the Stalfos army is ready?" "Of course. I have raised it myself." "Then I trust you. My job in the castle is going well. The king follows my every word, and Zelda is blind to our plan." "Good." End of Prologue
Wadda ya think? Sucks, no? It'll get better I promise.
Note: This story contains strong lemon in later chapters. Also, because I'm an idiot I start with stupid songs before every chapter. Third, my spelling and grammar sucks like crap so if you find errors, go to hell. Fourth, you must not read this whatsoever, it is disgusting, sick, against all of the "right morals" of life so if you read this your soul will be pained in its guilt, shame, adultery, idiocy....enjoy.
Prologue
The white marble walls still dark as night. Zelda shifted comfortably in her bed with a smile on her face. She had been dreaming about her hero, Link. (Forgot something, all characters are 17-19.) She couldn't wait until the day she turned 18 because then her father would let her choose her groom. Of course it would be Link. He was so cool and strong and brave and so hot with his long blond hair it made her nipples erected. How she wished she could just have him under or on top of her right now right here. But that day would come soon, very soon.
Somewhere else another conversation was going on. It was in the dungeons of the Hyrule Castle. "Are we ready?" "Yes we are." "Soon the Dark Lord will be back." "Yes, but are you sure the Stalfos army is ready?" "Of course. I have raised it myself." "Then I trust you. My job in the castle is going well. The king follows my every word, and Zelda is blind to our plan." "Good." End of Prologue
Wadda ya think? Sucks, no? It'll get better I promise.