Chapter 1
" I am Like soo over this Harry Potter is dead thing" Hermoine commented
"He's only been dead for 3 days" Ron speculated
"Whatever" was the unkind reply "I'mma get some drinks"
Ron shook his head and did a double take to a lady across the room clutching a huge trash bag in her sweaty fist, however his attention was quickly diverted when he heard a yell coming from the drinks buffet
"Wheres the booze?" It was Hermoine
"Hermoine" ron hissed "It's a funeral"
"I KNOW Ron" said Hermoine "but I brought a pot pie and some vodka for the buffet and my plonk is missing"
"Forget your alcohol" Said Daniel Radcliff from across the room "Where's harry?"
Ron rapidly concluding that he was the sanest person in the room began explaining that harry was in the promised land and we should'nt expect to see him for many years when Daniel interrupted "I KNOW Ron" he moaned "But the corpse was here and now it's not!" Ron was frozen in shock and even Hermoine stopped rummaging around the drinks table searching for her hooch. Everyone was silent
"well" Luna lovegood sighed
"I guess we should..." Neville continued
"yeah" Luna frowned
Neville and Luna both got down on all fours and began shuffling around the room calling in soft voices "Harry?" , much to the horror of Ron, Who's suspicions regarding his doubts on whether or not a funeral really was a good idea had been confirmed.
"This is no time for pretend games" he exclaimed
Luna looked puzzled before explaining
"Well he couldn't have gone far" she speculated "So the logical explanation is to search for him."
"you nutcase" Ron spat "he couldn't of moved himself obviously if he's gone SOMEONE is behind it"
"What?" questioned Neville "You think someone just popped him in a bag and made off"
Ron, remembering the lady from earlier, replied in a sinster voice "Yes Neville, That is exactly what I think..."