A/N:
1) MAJOR SPOILER FOR THE TIME PARADOX. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
2) I OWN NOTHING. I love Arty (owned by Eoin Colfer (AKA my hero)), and this song (I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry). I read the sixth book and this idea came to me... I had a lot of fun writing this, hope you all have fun reading it!
I Kissed an Elf
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, in that cage
Lost my heartbeat
It's not what
I'm used to
You took my by surprise
I'm stressed out about you
I told you lies!
I kissed an elf and I liked it
The taste of her elfin magic
I kissed an elf and I liked it
Hope LEP don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed an elf and I liked it
I liked it
No you don't even know the truth
You're not a carrier
I hurt you to get help
That's just my nature
It's not what
Good boys do
Not how they treat their friends
You make me so confused
Hard to keep lying
I kissed an elf and I liked it
The taste of her elfin magic
I kissed an elf and I liked it
Hope LEP don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed an elf and I liked it
I liked it
You elves, you are so magical
Soft skin, full lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
It's a big deal, I care about you
I kissed an elf and I liked it
The taste of her elfin magic
I kissed an elf and I liked it
Hope LEP don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed an elf and I liked it
I liked it.