This is a one shot
"Mate! I promise that you did not just have one drink!" Hook said as he laughed while putting his arm around me and patting me on my back. I had a throbbing headache and I couldn't remember anything that happened last night. "Are you sure? What happened?!" We were walking to my house since we had apparently been out all night and from what I understand, I had passed out. And there were plenty other things I had done as well. "Jefferson, last night you were an animal. I'll tell you everything." I nodded as we got inside and sat at the kitchen table. I made myself a cup of tea, popped some aspirin, and held a cold towel to my forehead. "Okay so it all started last night when you told me about this new club that just opened and we both agreed to go. I called up Emma and Ruby and they decided to tag along. They met us there and might I add they looked drop dead gorgeous. You had your eyes on Emma all night while I continuously made moves on the both of them." Hook smirked and laughed to himself before continuing the story. "And after a few hours of dancing and drinking we decided to step the drinking game up and headed to the bar. The girls got pretty drunk first while you and I were able to hold our liquor. Ruby was all over me and Emma fell asleep on you." I furrowed my eyebrow, "I think I remember that…It's still all a big fuzz." Hook grabbed a glass of water, "No worries mate, I remember everything. Her falling asleep on you is how you got that black eye. The Prince came in looking for his daughter because it was like 3am by then and when he saw her asleep on you, one punch and you were out like a light. He picked up Emma and took her and Ruby home. Killed my action if you ask me but no worries. I know she still wants me." He smiled. "So he punched me because HIS daughter fell asleep on me?!" I touched my eye and winced at the pain. I got up and reached in the fridge, gently placing a steak on my eye. "Great." He laughed a little, "Well to be fair mate, you did have your hands down her shirt when he walked in. I was just about to stop you right before he did. But the night didn't stop there. After the girls left we continued drinking and we actually egged Regina's house." I burst out laughing, "We did?! Oh man is she going to be pissed." He nodded, "She was. She saw us and came outside, slapping the hell out of us both but we just laughed. You had stolen a bottle of liquor from the bar so as we walked the streets you continued drinking and I just simply sipped on my rum. You were mad last night, and not the angry kind of mad. You had lost it for a bit. You began rambling something about hats and what not mate. I just let you ramble and drink, knowing you'd eventually snap out of it. We finished our night at the rabbit hole where we drank ourselves to sleep. I'm telling you that was a night to remember!" I shook my head laughing, "Wow. That does sound like a crazy night." Just then the doorbell rang, Hook and I got up to answer it and Emma was standing there in the clothes she had on last night. I smiled, "Oh hey Emma." She was frowning, "Just one drink huh?" She punched me and all I saw was black. I could hear Hook though, "Mate! She knocked you out! Man I think I love that lass! She is the shit!"