A/N: I pooped todAY
CHAPTER ONE:
Astrid walks into the very stanky bar filled with cute man eating rats. She nonchalantly saunters over to the bathroom. She should not have eaten that sheep burrito at the ye olde gas station. It turned out that that very burrito's main ingredient was dragon dung! The toilet saw her look at it with sympathy. "I'm so sorry, but it was the gosh darn burrito" Astrid tried to explain to the poor toilet. "I have had six cases today give me a break lady." The toilet pleaded with the gaseous girl. She lovingly strokes the toilet paper,"I'd feel bad for you but ..." her stomach gurgles with the pain of the incoming diarrhea.
She walks out of the bathroom 30 minutes later and five pounds lighter than before. She finds Hiccup waiting for the bathroom. He walks in and Astrid hears his screams as he inhales the stench. "MY NOSE HAIRS!" Hiccup is screaming. All Astrid could think was, Hiccup had nose hairs? The EMTs came running in to help the chief's son.
Astrid has learned never to trust gas-station burritos again. She goes to Hiccups grave to remind her of the tragic loss of her boyfriend...Mr. Toilet.
A/N:PLOT-TWIST HAHAHAHAHA WEIRD. p. we scarred you for life, but hoped you liked it! Review pleaseed..