Hey guys! Just to let you know, this is my second fanfic, so constructive criticism would be nicer than flames, although I don't mind either of them. Read and review please!
You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight Fan Fic when…
1. You were expecting Mike Newton to somehow try to win Bella in Breaking Dawn.
2. You spend hours on end reading nothing but fanfics...
3. ...even the bad ones with overused cliches.
4. All Alice does is shop, shop and shop…
5. …even when it was only mentioned in one of the Outtakes on Stephenie Meyer's website.
6. You're convinced that vampires play truth or dare, make bets and prank each other in their spare time.
7. You read Jasper/Bella couples…
8. …and Bella/Emmett…
9. …basically anything involving Bella slash stories that does not involve Edward or Jacob.
10. You also read Edward/Alice…
11. ...and Edward/Rosalie…
12. …need I say more?
13. Somehow, Edward and Jacob managed to place aside their immense hatred for each other, and eloped, leaving poor Bella behind…
14. …they also had little vampire/werewolf hybrid babies, even when it is virtually impossible.
15. Charlie/Jacob fanfiction doesn't make you cringe anymore.
16. You now want a vampire kitty…
17. …even though Stephenie Meyer said that it was impossible to have a vampire animal when she was on the Germany tour.
18. You are in a constant state of confusion when trying to distinguish between the fan fiction and the actual books.
19. You didn't expect Edward to come back in New Moon until God knows when, thus technically Eclipse and Breaking Dawn would never exist.
20. You honestly thought that Bella joined the Volturi.
21. You also thought that Bella was changed by Victoria.
22. You wondered what would happen if the Cullens read the Twilight series…
23. …and watched the movie…
24. …and met Stephenie Meyer/Rob Pattinson (a.k.a Rpattz a.k.a Spunk Ransom a.k.a Bobby Dupea).
25. You refuse to believe that Emmett had several university degrees and that he is actually pretty intelligent.
26. You also refuse to believe that Rosalie wears anything but mini-skirts and skimpy tops.
27. You were halfway through Eclipse when suddenly you go "Where's Bella's long lost sister/brother/cousin/friend/etc."
28. You started using the words 'Flames', 'Lemons' and 'Fluff' in your everyday language, and everyone is confused by what you say.
29. You made an account on Fanfiction dedicated to reading and writing Twilight Fanfic only.
30. Your username has something to do with the Twilight books.
Well, what do you think? Please give me suggestions and ideas for this story or 'The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show'. Thanks!