AN: Uhm..this is partially written by my Onee-sama as well, but most by me.
It's over a year old but that's okay. ^.^; I wasn't gonna put it up
anywhere, but my brother wanted me to…anyway's, it's based on a rp Ionia
and I do at school where Zelgadiss and Xelloss had a daughter and Valgaav
and Xelloss had a daughter; Ro being product of Val/Xel and Ionia being
product of Zel/Xel…uhm…Just read it…or leave…but Onee-chan and I think it's
funny so…
Disclaimers: I don't own Slayers dammit, quit reminding me! .;; And don't sue me either…onegai? ^^;;
*setting is at the Metallium residence, Zelgadiss and Ionia are going out for ice cream*
Ro: You guys are getting ice cream?
Zel: I guess…
Ro: Can you get me some too? ^.^
Zel: *blink*
Ro: Good! ^.^ I want Superman!
Zel: …ok…~.~;;
Ionia: *comes downstairs wearing her Zel-ish outfit* Ready! ^.^
Zel: Much better. Now, let's go *walks out the front door*
Ionia: *follows* ^.^
Ro: *blinks* You know, it sucks that neither of them can phaze like we can. ^.^;;
Val: …I agree. ~.~
~Somewhere in town~
Ionia: ACHOO~! *rubs her nose*
Zel: …*looks around to see if anyone's staring*
Ionia: Daddy, whatcha lookin for?
Zel: *ahem* Nothing…
~back at home~
Ro: Daddieeee~! *bawls*
Val: *looks at Ro* ~.~;; What?
1 Ro: I can't find Vanalgando!! *sniffle*
Val: You don't need it right now…
Ro: Yes I do!! I wanna rig the door for when Ionia and Zel get back!
Val: *snickers* It's in my closet.
Ro: Thankiez Daddie! *Glomps and huggles Val*
2 Val: *twitch*
Ro: *skips off to Val's room in search of Vanalgando*
~Ice cream stand~
Zel: What kind of ice cream do you want, Ionia?
Ionia: Uhhhh….coffee flavor! ^.^
Zel: …2 coffee flavor ice creams and 1 Superman…
Ionia: *huggles Zel's leg*
3 Zel: *looks down at Ionia* *blink*
Ice cream Dude: *hands Zel the ice creams* Have a nice day!
Ionia: *grabs her ice cream and chows down*
*they start to walk back*
Sumladie: *looks at Ionia* Oh! What an adorable little girl! What's your name?
Ionia: My name is Ionia Metallium-Greywers and I'm 6 years old. *adorable smile*
Lady: *smiles at Ionia and gives her a dollar* Here ya go honey, go get some candy. You're just too cute! ^.^
Ionia: ~Heehee~ Rowie's gonna be so jealous…
Zel: *blink* ……..
~home~
Ro: Daddie! Whatcha think? *looks smug and proud*
Val: Not bad. You're gonna be a great world ruler someday…. ^.^
Ro: *beams* I'll be a wonderful god….*adjusts her trap a little* ^.^ ~Heehee~
~Front door~
Zel: *opens the door and walks in*
Vanalgando swings from the side and whacks Zel in the head. No damage is done
4 Zel: *blink blink*
Ionia: *doesn't notice and walks past her dad, she's too busy gloating about her dollar*
Ro: …….Daaaa---
Zel: *puts his hands over Ro's mouth* Shhhhhhhhh! Please don't!
Ro: *muffled noises*
Zel: *moves his hand*
Ro: But……you ruined my trap…..!
Zel: It worked! It worked! No need to call your father!
Ro: Where's my ice cream?
Zel: …..it flew out of my hand when that stick hit me…..Y.Y
Ro: *sniffle*
Zel: …*sweatdrop* I'll go get you another one….?
Ro: …*thinks "with Zel outta the way, Ionia's game…" *
Okay! *Sinister smile*
Zel: …..*Cautiously leaves*
~living room~
Ionia: Rowie!! Lookit at what I got!!
Ro: *looks at the dollar bill Ionia is waving in the air* Hey! How'd you get that?!
Ionia: Some lady I met near the ice cream stand….^.^
Ro: *sniffle* No fair! Mommie! Ionia took money from a stranger!
Xelloss: Good girl!
Ro: -_- No! The lady gave it to her!
Xelloss: Oh…. Oh well.
Ro: I want a dollar too…Y.Y Daddie, can I have a dollar?
Val: No.
Ro: Why not?
Xelloss: Because your father's cheap…
Val: . I am not! *hands Ro a twenty*
Ro: *beams*
Xelloss: Now you know what to do next time your father wont give you money.
Ro: ^.^ Yeah! *huggles Xelloss* Thankiez Okaa-san!!!
Val: -_-
~living room~
Ro: *waves her $20 in ionia's face* Ha! I have more than you!
Ionia: That's only cause your daddie spoils you!
Ro: Nuh-uh!
Ionia: Uh-huh!
Ro: Well, your Daddie treats you like a baby!
Ionia: You dad's a jerk!
Ro: Your dad's green!
Ionia: So?! Your dad has a big, stupid horn on his head!
Ro: Whatever! Your dad's just a big pile of rocks!!!
Ionia: So………so……………..your Mommie's a FRUITCAKE!!!!!!
Ro: Your Mommie is my Mommie…….
Ionia: Oh…..yeah Y.Y;;; ……Well, your dad………your dad is STUPID!!!!!
Ro: THAHTS IT!!! *tackles Ionia down and starts throttling her*
Ionia: ACK! Mommie!! Daddy!!
*Xelloss and Val are seen on the couch eating popcorn and placing bets on the fight*
Xelloss: $10 on Ionia….
Val: $100 on Ro! ^.^
Ro and Ionia: *stop to blink at the two* …….. *they begin again*
Ionia: *gets away and runs upstairs*
Ro: *runs after her*
~2-3 mins later~
Ro: *comes tearing down the stairs* AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Ionia: *chases after her with her twin scythes* DIE!
Ro: *runs out the door, grabbing Vanalgando on the way*
*Ro and Ionia fight in the yard, destroying almost everything in their path*
Xelloss: Maybe having children with Valgarv and Zelgadiss wasn't such a good idea after all…Y.Y;;;
Val: What was that?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^.^
Val: -_-;;;;;
~Ro and Ionia~
Ro: Communist bastard!!!
Ionia: Brat!!!
Ro: Grrrrr! *attacks ionia*
*Zel comes strolling down the road with Ro's ice cream*
Zel: *looks at Ro and ionia fighting* ….!!! *almost drops the ice cream* *looks over at Xelloss and Valgarv* DO SOMETHING BEFORE ONE OF THEM ENDS UP DEAD!!!
XELLOSS: -_- You're no fun Zelly…
Zel: -_-;;;;
Xelloss: *sighs* Girls! Girls! Stoppit!
*Ro and Ionia continue fighting*
XELLOSS: -_-;;; VAL!!!
VAL: *GRUMBLES* Ro!
Ro: *stops and looks at her Daddie* Hai Oto-san?
VAL: *gives Ro a "look" *
RO: *shrinks down*
IONIA: *takes chance and whacks Rowie upside the head with one of her scythes*
Ro: *gets hit bruntly on her horn* DAAAADDDDDIIIIEEEEEE!
Ionia, Xelloss, Zel: Oh shit…..
Val: *deathglares Ionia*
Ionia: *runs behind her daddy*
*Val and Zel deathglare one another*
*Xelloss and Ro sit back with popcorn*
Ro: $20 on my Daddie….^.^
Xelloss: -_-;; I wanted to bet on your father….oh well, $30 on Zelly-poo.
And that's all there is….^.^;;
Disclaimers: I don't own Slayers dammit, quit reminding me! .;; And don't sue me either…onegai? ^^;;
*setting is at the Metallium residence, Zelgadiss and Ionia are going out for ice cream*
Ro: You guys are getting ice cream?
Zel: I guess…
Ro: Can you get me some too? ^.^
Zel: *blink*
Ro: Good! ^.^ I want Superman!
Zel: …ok…~.~;;
Ionia: *comes downstairs wearing her Zel-ish outfit* Ready! ^.^
Zel: Much better. Now, let's go *walks out the front door*
Ionia: *follows* ^.^
Ro: *blinks* You know, it sucks that neither of them can phaze like we can. ^.^;;
Val: …I agree. ~.~
~Somewhere in town~
Ionia: ACHOO~! *rubs her nose*
Zel: …*looks around to see if anyone's staring*
Ionia: Daddy, whatcha lookin for?
Zel: *ahem* Nothing…
~back at home~
Ro: Daddieeee~! *bawls*
Val: *looks at Ro* ~.~;; What?
1 Ro: I can't find Vanalgando!! *sniffle*
Val: You don't need it right now…
Ro: Yes I do!! I wanna rig the door for when Ionia and Zel get back!
Val: *snickers* It's in my closet.
Ro: Thankiez Daddie! *Glomps and huggles Val*
2 Val: *twitch*
Ro: *skips off to Val's room in search of Vanalgando*
~Ice cream stand~
Zel: What kind of ice cream do you want, Ionia?
Ionia: Uhhhh….coffee flavor! ^.^
Zel: …2 coffee flavor ice creams and 1 Superman…
Ionia: *huggles Zel's leg*
3 Zel: *looks down at Ionia* *blink*
Ice cream Dude: *hands Zel the ice creams* Have a nice day!
Ionia: *grabs her ice cream and chows down*
*they start to walk back*
Sumladie: *looks at Ionia* Oh! What an adorable little girl! What's your name?
Ionia: My name is Ionia Metallium-Greywers and I'm 6 years old. *adorable smile*
Lady: *smiles at Ionia and gives her a dollar* Here ya go honey, go get some candy. You're just too cute! ^.^
Ionia: ~Heehee~ Rowie's gonna be so jealous…
Zel: *blink* ……..
~home~
Ro: Daddie! Whatcha think? *looks smug and proud*
Val: Not bad. You're gonna be a great world ruler someday…. ^.^
Ro: *beams* I'll be a wonderful god….*adjusts her trap a little* ^.^ ~Heehee~
~Front door~
Zel: *opens the door and walks in*
Vanalgando swings from the side and whacks Zel in the head. No damage is done
4 Zel: *blink blink*
Ionia: *doesn't notice and walks past her dad, she's too busy gloating about her dollar*
Ro: …….Daaaa---
Zel: *puts his hands over Ro's mouth* Shhhhhhhhh! Please don't!
Ro: *muffled noises*
Zel: *moves his hand*
Ro: But……you ruined my trap…..!
Zel: It worked! It worked! No need to call your father!
Ro: Where's my ice cream?
Zel: …..it flew out of my hand when that stick hit me…..Y.Y
Ro: *sniffle*
Zel: …*sweatdrop* I'll go get you another one….?
Ro: …*thinks "with Zel outta the way, Ionia's game…" *
Okay! *Sinister smile*
Zel: …..*Cautiously leaves*
~living room~
Ionia: Rowie!! Lookit at what I got!!
Ro: *looks at the dollar bill Ionia is waving in the air* Hey! How'd you get that?!
Ionia: Some lady I met near the ice cream stand….^.^
Ro: *sniffle* No fair! Mommie! Ionia took money from a stranger!
Xelloss: Good girl!
Ro: -_- No! The lady gave it to her!
Xelloss: Oh…. Oh well.
Ro: I want a dollar too…Y.Y Daddie, can I have a dollar?
Val: No.
Ro: Why not?
Xelloss: Because your father's cheap…
Val: . I am not! *hands Ro a twenty*
Ro: *beams*
Xelloss: Now you know what to do next time your father wont give you money.
Ro: ^.^ Yeah! *huggles Xelloss* Thankiez Okaa-san!!!
Val: -_-
~living room~
Ro: *waves her $20 in ionia's face* Ha! I have more than you!
Ionia: That's only cause your daddie spoils you!
Ro: Nuh-uh!
Ionia: Uh-huh!
Ro: Well, your Daddie treats you like a baby!
Ionia: You dad's a jerk!
Ro: Your dad's green!
Ionia: So?! Your dad has a big, stupid horn on his head!
Ro: Whatever! Your dad's just a big pile of rocks!!!
Ionia: So………so……………..your Mommie's a FRUITCAKE!!!!!!
Ro: Your Mommie is my Mommie…….
Ionia: Oh…..yeah Y.Y;;; ……Well, your dad………your dad is STUPID!!!!!
Ro: THAHTS IT!!! *tackles Ionia down and starts throttling her*
Ionia: ACK! Mommie!! Daddy!!
*Xelloss and Val are seen on the couch eating popcorn and placing bets on the fight*
Xelloss: $10 on Ionia….
Val: $100 on Ro! ^.^
Ro and Ionia: *stop to blink at the two* …….. *they begin again*
Ionia: *gets away and runs upstairs*
Ro: *runs after her*
~2-3 mins later~
Ro: *comes tearing down the stairs* AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Ionia: *chases after her with her twin scythes* DIE!
Ro: *runs out the door, grabbing Vanalgando on the way*
*Ro and Ionia fight in the yard, destroying almost everything in their path*
Xelloss: Maybe having children with Valgarv and Zelgadiss wasn't such a good idea after all…Y.Y;;;
Val: What was that?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^.^
Val: -_-;;;;;
~Ro and Ionia~
Ro: Communist bastard!!!
Ionia: Brat!!!
Ro: Grrrrr! *attacks ionia*
*Zel comes strolling down the road with Ro's ice cream*
Zel: *looks at Ro and ionia fighting* ….!!! *almost drops the ice cream* *looks over at Xelloss and Valgarv* DO SOMETHING BEFORE ONE OF THEM ENDS UP DEAD!!!
XELLOSS: -_- You're no fun Zelly…
Zel: -_-;;;;
Xelloss: *sighs* Girls! Girls! Stoppit!
*Ro and Ionia continue fighting*
XELLOSS: -_-;;; VAL!!!
VAL: *GRUMBLES* Ro!
Ro: *stops and looks at her Daddie* Hai Oto-san?
VAL: *gives Ro a "look" *
RO: *shrinks down*
IONIA: *takes chance and whacks Rowie upside the head with one of her scythes*
Ro: *gets hit bruntly on her horn* DAAAADDDDDIIIIEEEEEE!
Ionia, Xelloss, Zel: Oh shit…..
Val: *deathglares Ionia*
Ionia: *runs behind her daddy*
*Val and Zel deathglare one another*
*Xelloss and Ro sit back with popcorn*
Ro: $20 on my Daddie….^.^
Xelloss: -_-;; I wanted to bet on your father….oh well, $30 on Zelly-poo.
And that's all there is….^.^;;